To the tune of Welcome to the Pleasuredome
HU-GO HU-GO HU-GO HU-GO
He runs all day he'll never stop
Even when he'll reach the Kop
He's a long way from ho-ome
Welcome to the Palindrome
He was being ushered off and asked if he's not leaving, stands there like the naked emperor imagining it's all about him. An unbearable and insufferable human being.