Jarg Armani

Maybe there is another right winger.

All of which proves that you need to ensure you are good enough to take the referees out of the equation. If you're in a tight title race you're in the lap of the gods. And what a set of gods they are.

I can't even remember what Iago did. Did he kill Othello? He does some bad deeds in Aladdin as well, but he's basically Jafar's pet so maybe you let him off.

Anyone else following ITK Space - formerly Bayern Space? He’s so insane. I’d love to know what his deal is.

I do think that's the new system making games feel like that. The Leverkusen game was like that, big hoo ha with Alonso coming back but it was really flat, for me anyway. I enjoyed last night to be fair, although I didn't go.

I hate Konate so I'm just happy to basically slag him off by complimenting the new lad.

I thought Salah was going to be like Sterling when he arrived, boss, fast, clever but a bit scuffy with his finishing.

Will Wright in service

If the club had anything about them in terms of the city they would be insisting Turkish start flying to places from Liverpool as well as Manchester

Sure.

They’re crap. Very similar to our blue friends (derby days notwithstanding). Loud for a few minutes but so easy to knock the stuffing out of, they know in their hearts they are crap. Any team worth a sausage will be going to these places and winning. Arsenal won there last season, will win there again this season no doubt. In fact they are both pretty good places to test whether a top team has it in them to win the league or not. City lose at Everton (or draw or something) last season = not going to win the league. Arsenal losing at Newcastle the season we win it = not going to win the league.

Christ you’re right and all. Hadn’t put 2 and 2 together until now. They will be preparing the plane banners and lamp post flags.

Another miraculous last day escape is surely incoming.

That’s the best case scenario. I’m concerned it will go down in our history books as an all time f*ck up of an era.

I hope they don't announce it. He needs to be bundled out the back door with a coat over his head, the rat.

Hoodies as well! Very much the sort of thing I'd expect to see on sale outside the Manchester Academy if Jurgen was on the NME tour. You're 100% right on this one.

I love his adverts. AN ERDINGER PLEASE.

On this issue, and precisely zero others, Jurgen can f*ck off.

He got outpaced a few times on Sat where I'd expected him to win the foot race.

Barcola coming off the bench seems like the best plan

Ahh maybe... "Connor and especially Hugo, go later, yes"

Probably Connor especially go go later yes Were his exact words. I think he was saying when they will be back, in order of lateness. Joe before the international break, then Leoni during the break, Fede too, then Connor go go later yes.

Is his toaster in the cupboard?

Be nice to not concede first. But, alas.

I know I'm going to give Martinelli dogs abuse next time he comes to Anfield anyway