Jarg Armani

Everything will improve under a new coach. Or else we will need to buy a new team.

Worst crab since Lambert

Salah will obviously start

He’s a complete plank. Genuinely made me have a lower opinion of Germans and Germany than before he started saying things.

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‘The worst person you know just made a great point’

Slot is going to be fired into Het Kanal before the World Cup starts guys.

They’re worth too much to evil people to be allowed to die.

Yeah it’s an absolute perfect storm. This is the sort of game we’ve failed in all season, even removing the derby, Everton, new stadium celebration elements.

Screaming, crying, being sick.

I am completely miserable San Diego

Better than Gerrard. Get him in.

He will be fine once the stupid honking balloon in the hot seat has been ousted. We all will.

Sign them all. Like horses, get the Gray stud rights.

That was delicious wasn’t it. Absolute comeuppance, it went down exactly as we all knew it would.

You’ll see. As far as I can tell from my non extensive research, the centre is a bus station, a council office and a train station, surrounded by a load of dual carriageways, retail parks and roundabouts.

At least one of them is definitely in the suburbs

I think they will probably win 3-0. The only thing to cling to is the form book going out of the window, and them getting overexcited.

Salah will start, why wouldn't he? He started v Fulham didn't he?

There aren’t any. In fact I’m not sure there is a town centre.

Ha ha yeah skateboard friends.

Ah right. I don't agree with any aspect of it, TAA was a c*** for ages and had had his head turned. McManaman is a little boring, bluenose, grey, fat, boring c*** now, and I don't know anyone who thinks fondly of him or ever really softened on their stance from him going. Alonso I will give you I guess, @PaulMcC186 hates him but I suppose a lot of people forgave him / blamed the owners / blamed rafa for his leaving.

Is this 100% serious by the way?

I don’t believe him. The sub should have been Mac, he’s just realised it too late. Gomez SPRINTED off the pitch.

This is great. Wish I’d thought of it first you sexy mother f cka.