Miracle@Istanbul

That is true but as Rooney is refusing to pay or even temporarily unable to pay, for a guy worth millions then people take an interest.

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He will come to a deal where he pays about £500k of the debt, all gambaling debts are honour bets so it is difficult to persue through the courts. There seems to be little documented evidence to support the bets, ie no betting slips as bets placed over the phone and by text message and no record of the odds offered. Fair play to the private bookie though, footballers have a lot of cash if they could pick winners he could lose a lot of cash quickly if he did not lay the whole bet. Mind you with Rooney Im sure bookies would be fighting each other for his buisness.

I know Ibrahimovic is well rated, but I would rather keep Stevie any day. Let him go to Chelsea I would hate it if he signed for us.

Nedved should go to Boro or one of those teams because he is past it. He was poor against Arsenal the other night, I know he was returning from a few games out but he got caught offside 6 times, only Diouf has been caught offside from midfield more than that i'm sure. He didn't do much against us last year either. Even as a squad player its hard to see much of a role for him so long as Stevie was fit, I really don't like the idea of having to watch his mullet running up and down the touchline while he warms up with the rest of the subs each week.

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What we should do is get stickers made up with 5 european cups on and the words LFC 5 TIMES written above, make sure they have industrial strengh glue and stick them onto the seats. The scum play at home the next day and when they pull down their seats and see that it will annoy them to say the least, plus they have to try and remove it before they can take their seats.

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I thought the club had a duty to all shareholders to say at this point who exactly they are in talks with.

The Scum's home game against Boro has been rearranged for the next day, sunday 23rd april. We could do with some large 5 times stickers to stick onto all the stretford end seats, so when they all pull their seats down the next day, they have to look at a statement of our triumphs.

The last time we played a semi final at the toilet against Villa in 1996 tickets ended up going on general sale the week before the game, I think because the tickets for the then recently opened upper west stand were so expensive take up was slow. Was a bit of a different climate then though, we had a cup replay at home to Wimbeldon i think it was and only about 20,000 turned up for a midweek game.

Innit funny how so many of these relate to taxi journeys. On our way to the game, I sparked a jingo while we were sat in traffic, the taxi driver was made up saying " hasheesh, hasheesh give me, give me, please", so after a good toke the traffic got moving again and our driver just put his foot down driving like a freak. 5 lane carrigway and he was in every lane, cutting across traffic without ever checking his rear view mirrors. As we approached the stadium, we kept getting glimpses of the stands but each time from a different angle without ever getting closer to it, so he stops by some police and gets out asking for directions, my friend got paranoid and thought the driver was grassing us up for toking, a little midnight express moment. Getting a taxi after the match was about as much fun as the Sabiha Gokcen Airport 9 hour wait.

The night before the game driving back to the hotel in a taxi, we were pissed and the taxi driver was taking the Piss. I asked the driver how many IKEA's in Istanbul, he replied that were was just one, so i asked him how come we have driven past it 3 times.

Mori looked like Bono in those gigs.

Can we have a postage stamp please, on the back of it we can write the names of all the individuals rich enough to invest the amount of money we need yet still pass the 5 minute Google search no character stain test, then we can send the stamp to Moores and Parry for their perusal. A football club is a sum of all its parts and not just the standing of its owner, that is why Chelsea will always be Shi*e and we will always be great.