DanielS

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All them foreigners look alike to people like Stubbs...

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Rejoice that another sinner has been brought into the light...

The same Gary Neville who didn't get booked (only fined later) for doing something similar? Or a different one?

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It is true that Bennett is only human and made an honest mistake - not one made out of spite either. What irks some people though, Paul, is that he hasn't admitted the mistake when all of the evidence of the case reflects it so clearly.

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So did the soon to be ex-United striker and current red rum impersonator...

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The East of England is connected to the West of England via the South of England. Or Scotland. In rail terms, of course. It makes sense to somebody I suppose.

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The rules have been changed to allow the holder to defend the title if outside the qualifying places. The last qualifying place is lost in that case. Everton would have lost out this season if the new rules were in force at the start...

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What the f*** has Gerrard got going on that the french seem to get him to pass the ball to them at the end of games when they need a goal or two.

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The 30000+ season ticket holder's brave songs are drowned out with a torrent of silence by the day-trippers. Obviously.

If we could score goals the entire squad could have giggled throughout the entire evening because we would have been 2-0 up from the first leg and 3-0 up by half time. Passion isn't the problem. Laughing isn't the problem. Putting the little round white thing in the big net is our problem. We could have huffed and puffed with a team as fired up as Carragher on derby day all night long and we would still have not got through because we cannot perform the most basic function of football.