stressederic

Two penalties in the 4-0 game when Sami got red carded after about 3 minutes.

Please, never say that again.

From Kewell to Owen in just 4 posts. Has to be some sort of record.

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It'd be nice to see him in a Liverpool shirt, but I'm honestly not sure if it would be the right move for him right now in his career.

Ok, so this week we've been able to decide that Riise apparently is crap and should be replaced, and Reina isn't as good as we thought he is. Wonderful, carry on.

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That goat scares me.

It's great living in the future

Oh God yes. We could have loaned in the Brazilian team, and organised friendlies against Small Girls XI and Whothef***areyou FC and still end up getting beat.

Oh definitely do this as a monthly thing, cracking compilation mate! Some lovely goals in there as well, brought back happy memories. Winter has been good for us this year, which is surprising as a couple of seasons back, November and December were always shocking for us.

Simao and Berbatov

Our two clubs are polar opposites from each other. They are the 'Anti-Liverpool', our dark doppleganger. The differences between us run right to the very core.

Oh dear.

A computer won't keep the jester hats out.

For me thats the key issue. There isn't a player in the world who doesn't have some limitations or weaknesses (excluding Ronaldinho and myself obviously), but there just aren't any plausible signings we could make who would replace Riise at left back.

f***ing Chelsea. Is there anyway he'll be able to escape from that black hole before his career drains away?

Some tough games in there. Realistically, we won't win the league this season (though the Magic 8 Ball disagreed back in August), but if we are to haul back Chelsea that game at Stamford Bridge in particular is massive. At the moment, there is no real title race, if we beat Chelsea however that could well change. It's a shame we've still got these games in hand to play really, as at the moment we're only speculating about how far behind Chelsea we'll be. I'd much rather have played the games and have the points. Ok, one of those games in question is against Charlton and I fancy our chances, but the other is still Arsenal at Anfield. I know they have a black hole in the center of their midfield at the moment, but they still dicked Boro 7-0 yesterday. I don't care how awful Boro were, 7-0 against a Premiership side is a hell of a result, and Arsenal will be a tough test for us.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

It was a ludicrous decision by the Ref. By that logic, Stevie should have gone against Olympiakos last season, Henry would get booked in most games as well. Plus god knows how many other players.

That was disgusting from Eto'o. Earlier in the game though Ronaldinho pulled off a flick that was just stunning.

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He was always a flat track bully.