Kvarme Ate My Food

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greedy c***

what Scot meant to post: At first he was afraid, he was petrified Kept thinking he could never live when Sounness played him wide So then he moved up North to Glasgow and he played at Celtic Park And sent some texts, saying Shearer?s lost his legs Then he came back, played at Ewood Worked hard on his work-rate and eventually came good Got a clause put in his contract that said ?If a good team bid He can leave this f***ing s*** hole for a cool six million quid? Craig Bellamy, he will survive If he plays up front with Crouchy then I?m sure that he will thrive Coz he?s got skill and he?s got pace And though you?d love to t*** his face He will survive He will survive It took all the strength he had not to jack it in When he played up front for Coventry for ginger jock Strachan But now he feels like dropping in And winning trophies by the load So now he?s saving all his talent For the Kop and Anfield Road Craig Bellamy, he will survive Oh, as long as he wins penalties we won?t care if he dives We?ll learn to love that t***tish face Our last Welsh midget?s lost his pace He will survive He will survive He will survive

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I support England, but wind your neck in - people are entitled to express their opinions

I always thought the Colonel had your name put on songwriting credits erroneously

He's Welsh, he's quick He gets on Shearer's wick Bellamy, Bellamy Coz when, he's vexed He sends abusive texts Bellamy, Bellamy

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I was watching it in work some fella from Leeds was slating Crouchy throughout - "Get. Him. Off, the lanky streak of piss" etc so I asked who should be playing ahead of him "I'd take Smithy," he replied there's a clueless c*** for you

shocking half, that nothing to take from it at all

fair play one of the defining nights of your life, and you spend it on an LFC website you really must not give a fook about us

oh well, we'll get over it. La.

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fine figures of men, they are

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stupid question this really, but I'll ask it anyway: what do you think Rafa would do if he were manging England in this tournament?