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You have to wonder how other clubs got points deductions for their comparatively trifling financial shenanigans. It's the modern world in microcosm. Wealth concentrated into too few hands leads to all this. Maybe City lawyers are working to keep the case undecided and in limbo in perpetuity.

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Why is Danny Murphy saying that's a harsh penalty for Argentina?

This the lad who was, only yesterday ,saying terms had been agreed with Diomande ? If he's now trying to get me to be as happy about Barcola then I'm saying he doesn't know me at all.

New directors of football incoming. I'm told these are being lined up to ensure a smooth transition from Edwards. Snap Hodges, and his shorter lieutenant, The Boseman who does not speak.

What's your vector, Victor ?

Encore Lacroix!!!!

I really really really wanna Josh Chigwada

Yeah. I agree. Wingers the biggest priority. See where we are after that. It's just dead nice to not have to view new players arriving into the previous necrofootball regime.

It's embarrassing now. This desperate need to be acknowledged. Chill out lads, you've got a good job there, plenty of money and success in your lives. Do the job. That's it's own reward

I heard a little story about him. One of the delivery drivers had a load of heavy boxes to take to his house one day. They were ages answering the intercom that lets you through the gates to go down the drive. When the driver eventually got to the front door there was a bit of an atmosphere, like a row between Owen and his Mrs. It turned out that all of the boxes were copies of his autobiography that hadn't sold at the shops. I wouldn't have believed this but she wouldn't lie about something like that. Why would they all be sent to his house like that ? Why couldn't they just be sent to recycling.

Francisco de Goya, Witches Sabbath 1789 Basque Witches.

I'd be interested in who makes the list 101 to 201 greatest players.

Breaking news on the BBC. Says the club failed to do due diligence on his links to occultism. FFS

Think we will have to. There's no getting around it.

He'd tell you Phil Neville knows where everything is and you are a useless wee b*****d.

What if we were forced to hold Alex Ferguson's hand to help him do a big ASDA shop ?

There's a few at Bournemouth who would be good Kroupi, Scott, Rayan...

It would be nice if he suddenly made a breakthrough and became an important squad player for us.

So that would mean 2 of our front 4 players (Szoboslai + Wirtz) who don't score enough goals. Assuming Isak is the 1 there. He'd need a 40+ goal season, or we'd need a new player on the left who arrives as prolific a goalscorer as Mo has been from the right.

If we could only sign one player, out of contract, with personal issues I'd go for... 5 positions need a signing. Don't f*** us about Hughes. Your card is marked

I don't think it can be said enough. Unless we are saying 'these are local lads who many of us have met in the pub so we should support them' That would be a bit patronising don't you think ? They will still rake in the cash and should be happy with that. Have they set up a foundation to help put a lad from L8 through college? Stormzy would do that, he's a better person than me or TAW men. They can't lick their elbows though.

I don't think it's a real name. He's lying