monkey puzzle

The money received from the Rush transfer to Juve (approx £2.3m) was used to sign Aldo, Barnes and Beardsley if my memory serves me right.

I want No. 19 more than I want a threesome with Cheryl Tweedy and Beyonce and by christ I'd love one of them.

The Glams could be in trouble next year unless they have a belter next season, their best rankings are up next year and the one following that.

When I started supporting Liverpool someone bought me a copy of that game and I watched it nearly everyday for about a year. Still have the game on video, I know the match inside and out!

I would of thought they would of still had to supply the away fans with tickets and reduce their allocation. Under PL rules you have to provide 10% of your capacity or 3,000 to the away section. You can't just close the away section and say tough luck.

How s*** are the questions by the offal.....

Thing that gets me about that potential transfer is that they say he would still command a fee of £8m - What the f***? He is golden boot in the Euro Champs then helps us win the CL and we get £7m for him then he goes to Villa has an average season and puts £1m on his value. How in the hell does that work?

Did we actually have a million out that night? I mean there were s*** loads and I didn't see the rest of the route only the centre of town but how the hell do they know there were a million folk out on the street. But we are s*** hot.

Love the "He didn't have a good World Cup" argument. Gerrard didn't exactly set the world cup alight either nor Carra but I'd still want them playing for us, Alonso wasn't s*** hot either. Having said that Diao and Phil Babb had excellent world cups and they went on to great things.

What a thoroughly ridiculous time to have a friendly. They've just been at the WC for 6 weeks. International footy does my t*** in.

Imaginitive transfers, we don't tend to do this type of deal but it seems we're using our heads a little bit more to get the money in. Good deal.

I stopped after the first paragraph when he said that Gerrard wasn't world class yet Rooney was bizarre in the extreme. Hope the rest of the article didn't continue in the same vain.

I'm sure we changed the crest and added the eternal flames after Hillsborough, as an aside we have probably copyrighted it but the most recent change was due to Hillsborough.

Don't understand why people don't like the crest on the shirt, it's the same way its been since they changed it 15 or so years back.

£2.5 million, do they need a tough tackling headless chicken Senegalese midfielder?

I stand corrected I see our pitch is 4metres too short for standard UEFA regulations. Apologies to RaoulD!

How can I put this politely - here goes - you are talking out of your a***. The site may not be big enough but our pitch is fine and the non selling of the front three rows has nothing to do with the stadium size.

He has another year as has Big Dave

Sack Rafa?

Last year we achieved what we set out to do - a much improved league campaign and another trophy in the cabinet. The fact we didn't secure Figo or Simao was frustrating but perhaps the money we saved there can and will be used this summer. In hindsight and the fact we have the best manager on the planet it worked out fine last season (second would of been a remarkable achievement) but we seem to be completing the deals Rafa wants to this summer. Sack Parry.

I had £3 on Gerrard at 200/1 at the start of the tournament for top scorer. Hope he plays up front....

Lets pay £10m for a right sided player in Alves but play a striker there..... perhaps he may be used there but I doubt that'll be his usual position. The Mirror are full of s***.

Personally I think there is a lot of gamesmanship going on with the Kuyt transfer - I think we have the money but we're using every excuse possible (which we should be doing) to get the price down.

Still very interested but as has been said numerous times by numerous people on here - the fee is just too high at £12m.

Deal is done - or so I'm told by the same person who told me we'd be signing him over Defoe or Bent about two weeks ago.