The Hitman

Would Stevie therefore start picking on himself? A spot of self-flaggelation perhaps?

How small-time do threads like this make us look. Keane was a great player,end of,I'd have killed to have him in our team. Gerrard is also a great player,Mancs would kill to have him in their team. They're different players.

God I hope any Manc or Chelsea trawlers don't see this thread,they'll piss themselves!

Hark at you,Toryboy!

Mmmmmm................

Superb idea. I'd also be personally in charge of the new kits,which would be pretty much the same as the old school ones.

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I've been wondering how I'd go about getting a Basque shirt.

Poor feller,a good player too. Rest in peace

Who me?

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When's Pelle's autobiography out,that's what I'm interested in. A proper player.

It can be arranged,meet Momo.....

Bunch of c****,get your own songs and traditions.

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I don't think he means that,I think he's referring to Gerrard sometimes neglecting his defensive responsibilities. Gunning it forwards when perhaps he should be a little more conservative. I think.

When did Saddam escape,and where are you hiding them all?

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He's in my top 10 of greatest players of all time,and his attitude off the pitch confirms that for me.

Mick, you have now beaten the record for Romario'd photoshopped jokes in a day. Congratulations!

Ah,but you would,because you'd be a billionaire. Billionaires run massive businesses!!! Yours pedantically.

I don't believe this "technically limited" stuff. What part of Keane's technique was limited? Granted,he was no Ronaldinho,but he had a good touch,a good shot and a good pass. Because he couldn't beat fifteen million players he was technically limited? And yes, I think Gerrard's marginally the better player,just because he offers a little more than Keane could. Despite that,they're very different players. Gerrard is far more attacking than Keane.