Maldini

What's Wee Man from Jackass up to?

£200k a week is about £150k a week less than I thought he'd be asking for

That's 3 CBs in and around 6ft tall that we've been linked with now. Suggests a change of style maybe?

Bournemouth gave us £2m for the season he went on loan there. Hughesy strikes again!

And it seems to me you lived your life like Nathaniel in the wind, never knowing who to play for when the loan came in

We're in talks with Salford City for some kid https://www.instagram.com/p/DLKeuvWIgYU/?igsh=MWhsZWRseTE0ZTcybA==

He played up front for the England u21s when they won the Euros a couple of years ago and was named player of the tournament

So am I right in thinking unless we sell more o' dem fordiners any other signings this summer will have to be homegrown? And we still need to sell one more to get under the limit or leave one out of the squad

Gordon's even got the Kuyt hair

Lewis Steele saying we want a versatile young forward who can play all three forward positions. They might have well have said "who is currently on his holliers with one of our midfielders"

my tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I...got out of bed at all

€75m up front, €20m more in clauses. It'd be nice to deny City some dough too

You know it's all because Pep won't stop screaming at them like a dance mom as well

If we sell Quansah for €40m it'll be higher than Arsenal's record sale which was Ox to us for €38m 8 years ago, their second highest sale was Anelka 25 years ago

won 288/456 - 63%

Nat Phillips went on loan for your sins

21 header salute? So was I and Stones too in the opposite way

For reference: Aerial duels won in PL - Guehi 220/405 - 54% Quansah - 52/84 - 62% Konate - 232/327 - 71% VVD - 1258/1676 - 75% Gomez - 253/438 - 58% Saliba - 187/317 - 59% Gabriel - 712/1149 - 62% Kiwior - 35/69 - 51% Dias - 241/421 - 57% Stones - 469/700 - 67% Murillo - 82/145 - 57% Romero - 232/454 - 51%

They turned down £65m from Newcastle last summer. I'd imagine there's a bit of an English tax on him

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Riesling for my men, we ride at dawn

I think we'd have to offer Newcastle something absolutely crazy to tempt them. £100m + Quansah and Elliott or something similar. Their fans will go ballistic if they sell him.

Newcastle's sporting director leaving with immediate effect, strange timing, wonder what's gone on there