Have ya heard about me brother Sylvest? He's got a row of fourty medals on his chest (Big chest!) He killed fifty capmen in the West, He knows no rest, kind of the man, hellfire Don't push, don't shove, plenty of room for you and me He's got an arm like a leg, And a fist that would sink a battle ship (Big ship!) Takes all the Army and the Navy To put the wind up Sylvest He thought he'd take a trip to Italy He thought that he'd go by sea, He dived off the harbor at New York And he swam like a man from cork He saw the Lusitania in distress (What did he do?) Put the big ship Lusitania on his chest (Big chest!) He drank all the water in the sea And he walked all the way to Italy. 40 medals....... obviously the guys a born winner. Just what we need!!!