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Shocking record in the Lancashire League !!!!

The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Pinnochio Libero Vimto Memento Borneo Tango Cheerio Subbuteo Scenario Fellatio Portfolio SUBS: Placebo Porno Polio Banjo Brasso Stereo (L) Stereo ® Hydrochlorofluoro Aristotle Computersezno YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Itch Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch Hic Sic Spic Pric Digaditch Fallinaditch Horseraditch SUBS: Mowapitch Letsgetrich Shagabitch RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Whodyanicabolicov Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov Slalomsky Downhillsky Risky Swedishshev Mastershev f***ov Uf***ov SUBS: Rubitov Gechakitov Sodov Pastryshev Najinsky Ivorripab******ov Taykitov ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Chatanoogaciouciou Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou Busqueue Snookercu Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi SUBS: U NonU ManU Stuffyiou Lee Kwan Yu DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Toomanigoalssen Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen Firstsson Seccondsson Thirdsson Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen SUBS: Howmanygoalsisthatssen Finallygaveupcountinssen Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Baloni Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani Legslikejelli Havabenni Wobblijelli Spendapenni SUBS: Cantthinkofani!!! Buggermi MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 San Francisco Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly Manuel Gearbox Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero Chihuahua Jose SUBS: Jesus Maria Don Key Burrito Speedy Gonzalez Tequila Caramba DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Kenning van Hire Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe SUBS: Van Iller Van Ishincreme Van Morrison Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor. There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke. The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.

We won cos we were wearing red and they were in a white jersey..... Well mainly cos Stevie G was in red

Can he shoot tho

Ok fair enough as a squad/team the chavs have been the best in England the past 2 league seasons but they've only one won game in 18 months of European football when away from home. As vast as their squad is that's a poor return to put it mildly. For me there is a difference to what is occuring between them and us....... Rafa said in the pre-match build up that he wants his team to have a plan A, plan B and a plan C and for the team to be able to play to whatever plan the situation requires.... whether it's 4-5-1 4-4-2 or 3-5-2 as we have played this season. Whatever way we play tho we attack as a team and defend as a team José started with a plan B in the Cup Semi-final and that was playing Geremi at right back and no width to get down the flanks and a diamond in midfield... That failed miserably and when he played with plan A (getting Robben et al onto the pitch) as they have most the season they got back into the game. In the end when that wasn't getting them the equalizer so he tried plan C throwing a centre halve up front. He has done that on a few occasions now and twice against us and all that has achieved is making him look like a tactical buffoon. We're gonna have some new players coming in that we hope will improve the squad next season but we will do it with a fraction of the money Chelsea will be spending on Ballack, Tevez and Shevchenko but I still think we will all witness a Liverpool team of a lesser household name (than the chavs) variety push them to the wire. For Rafa there is no 'I' in TEAM but for Mourinho there is a ME if you look hard enough

Maureen is putting together a squad..... Rafa is assembling a TEAM

Pay-rise for Lamplard and Terry?

Rafa likes to keep reminding all interviewers he won the Super Cup too

No they are not... The interview was posted on Koptalk originally for the benefit of members... someone added the same vid to You Tube.... no one on Koptalk claimed any credit in the video or on the website..... May I add it was also very appreciated by members who missed Soccer AM as they are abroad or travelling to the match... From what I can see some here enjoyed it too. Don't be such a moaning ****

I wonder will he wear this kit

Can you get Cliff Notes for her poems?? My interpretation is she's saying it's inevitable we will win... Are the players meant to be inspired by this??? I f***ing amn't

Hitachi was the first name on our shirts before crown paints... We were't the first club with sponsorship deals.... Not sure if it was Leeds or QPR but one of them got in first clickywicky-->>> Knowledge Unlimited Send your questions to the.boss@guardian.co.uk. We'll do our best to answer them Scott Murray Wednesday November 8, 2000 PUTTING IT ON YOUR SHIRT "You said that Liverpool were the first British club to have a shirt sponsor (Hitachi in 1979), but while Liverpool are doubtless the first professional club to be sponsored, I'm pretty sure Kettering beat them to it by a few years. This is not a wind-up. Maybe you can confirm it?" asks Jon Cudby. Having spoken to Kettering club historian Mel Hopkins, Jon, we can indeed. When Wolves striker Derek Dougan retired from football in the summer of 1975, he joined Southern League club Kettering Town as chief executive. Within a month of his appointment, he had brokered a "four-figure" deal with local firm Kettering Tyres, and in a SL game against Bath City on January 24 1976, Kettering became the first British club to run out with a company's name emblazoned on their shirts. Article continues -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sadly, the groundbreaking new strip would not get another run-out. Four days later, the FA predictably ordered the club to remove the new slogan, despite Dougan's claim that the ruling body's 1972 ban on sponsorship had not been put down in writing. Characteristically, Dougan didn't take this body blow lying down. He cheekily changed the wording on the shirts to Kettering T, which he claimed stood for Town and had nothing whatsoever to do with Tyres. For a couple of heady months, the team played on under the new slogan. Sure enough, however, Kettering were soon up before the FA, who in April ordered them to "remove the words Kettering T from their strip". The threat of a £1,000 fine was too much for such a small club, and the words were reluctantly removed. There would be one final irony. Kettering didn't let the matter lie - after all, clubs like Bayern Munich had been coining it in on the continent for years - and so, with Derby and Bolton, they put forward a proposal to the FA regarding shirt sponsorship. But although the proposal was accepted on June 3 1977, Kettering could not find a sponsor for the upcoming season. Meanwhile, Derby players began that season running around in Saab shirts and Saab cars. Where's the justice?

Well........ saw a pic of the team with the cup and there was no sponsor for the final

Umbro did the pin stripe jersey with crown paints I'm sure there was Crown Paints on the authentic one!

cd wow ship worldwide... I've ordered it myself

From the selcection available this is a strong team Clicky and waity a moment -->>>

I have the Kop singing "We won it 5 times" as my message ringtone. As soon as I get message one for the day I'm off... I keep humming it for the day then.... Feck I've started now

I think they will take some grinding down. I've every confidence in the team Rafa will pick... He will have them well versed in their roles and what he expects of them... Our fans will help things along nicely too and remind them what's at stake.

knowing our luck it'll be more like a Newcastle match

What about Charlie Nicholas??? And then he could finally understand Rafa's tactics

Only if he went lame

He spells millions with 6 O's

wild wide of mark speculation

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