Fergie "Oh by the way Steve(Bruce)we want to offer £18million for Valencia". Bruce "that's not enough" Fergie "ok i'll tell you what, you're not playing for anything anymore this season. you have a very small chance of moving up a few positions, but it's only £500,000 per position. We'll give you an extra £2million for Valencia if you lose to us on wednesday". Bruce "done" Fergie "just don't make it too obvious"