Romario

I woke up turned on the radio with a hangover and heard that. Just thought to myself "what a c***"

Yeah that's what I thought!

Was that one of Alonsos best performances? He's seems quiet enough for a while but he just grew and grew as the game went on. Brilliant indeed. 18 goals in 4 games! What's going on!

FT! Amazing considering we were without Gerrard for so long! WOW!!

Amazing performance!!

Am I the only one who thinks Alonso should take all our set pieces? We look ten times more dangerous than when Gerrard takes 50 corners in a row and not one causes problems. KEWELL!!

s**** 2-1

Bloody hell I got wound up watching them play Newcastle. I'll probably get a stroke watching this game.

f***!! I wanted them in the final!! a*** a*** a***!

Ref gives the chavs a corer cos the fans ask for one

WTF???? SWP's can f*** off as well. The cheating midget.

The king of cheats is on. Essien.

Just an observation...Carr has actually got fatter as the game has gone on.

Why didn't the ref book Drogba there? Leapt in the air again for nothing. Haahaa the ref trips Ameobi going through on goal. Come onthe toon.

Think he's been watching Platoon again...

Finally some one kicks Cole for stepovers followed by diving. *CLAPS MOORE*

I wonder if they cover themselves in deep heat or is it just the tatoos and fatness that keeps them warm! This game is pish

Shearer on his own up front!!!? Bloody hell they might as well go home now. Get Shola ama-whatshisname up front with Dyer on the left and Solano on the right and get Bowyer supporting Parker in the middle. Love to see Bowyer go crawy on Cole or Lampard..

Steve Bennett should be f***ed out of football. Is the c*** blind or just a total f***ing bellend. I've seen at least 5 cases of play acting so far and everyone has got the Chavs a freekick. I'd have at least 3 or 4 of the chavs on yellows for diving a acting the c*** already. Then again I'm slightly biased. Things that annoy me so far about the Chavs in this game.. Terry and his socks. Many up you ponce or else get as good as Henry at footie. Commentators w***ing over Lampard all the time when all he's doing is passing to Newcastle players. Close your mouth Cole you thick git, you might be able to run faster if your slack jaw isn't knocking off your knees. Carvalhio..king of the knobs Drogba. I hope someone properly injures him and actually gives him something to moan about. The camera shots of Mourinho. Look you t***s he's just jumping around like a ladyboy looking for attention. He's not cool or swave he's a spoit child. Aaaannd relax...

Newcastle you are a fecking embarrassment. f***in nobends. Still gotta laugh at Owen!

I give Carr 20 minutes before he gets booked for Rugby tackling someone to the deck. Now that he's got no pace it seems this is his new trick.

Where is Kev. Ain't seen him on here in a whole day!

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