Greatest bullschit excuses of all time

[Cobs]

we have a new contender........

[Vlad JNR]

Lol, needs no comment really. Priceless

[Coyler]

Thought this was going to include the "I was off playing for my country... had a great game, scored a goal" excuse.

[wacko]

What's he on about? They didn't get anywhere near the Champions League.

[surf]

God almighty. They blame us for them not getting into Europe and now they blame Europe for them not doing anything in the league... take your pick Davy boy cos you obviously can't manage both!

 

It's our fault for not beating them into fourth.

[Michael]

"Bagginses stole my precious the thieveses. Can't concentrate, but we'll win again won't we my preciouses"

[R A Softlad]

It's our fault for not beating them into fourth.

 

That'll be the next one or it's our fault because UEFA allowed us back in...

[Guest Aussie_Red]

I think the funniest thing is that hes talking out of his ass if he believes himself and Benitez actually has a well known issue because of all of our European and many other piled up extra matches and yet he hasn't complained about it.

Edited February 9, 2006 by Aussie_Red

[Gilps]

"The lads who had been here a while maybe felt the pressures of preparing for the Champions League more than most and that pressure didn't help one bit."

 

So because you've been such a poor side that you've not been near Europe for a decade, anyone who's been there for more than five minutes didn't have the first clue how to cope with the prospect? Is that what you're saying David?