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I love the optimism the Geordies have, think there a big club but they?re a one-team city. Best fans in the world- 17,000 in Div 1. yeah right

1927 when they last won the title, they?re no better than Huddersfield, Blackpool and Preston North End.

Fat Freddie and Douglas Hall actually slagged them of big time, but they still allow them to take their hard earned money. Kn0bheads

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Souness - hear me. HEAR ME! You are a grim Scotch catastophe. Your face, your mouth, your eyes, your hair - all are dreadful. I hate your words, I hate your suits, I hate your job. I want to watch you get sacked in slow motion. Not just ordinary slow motion but super slo-mo, the kind they use in NFL highlights shows. I want you to be exiled to Siberia. At which point I want to see a new show on ITV1 (you are not worthy of any other channel) called "Souness in Siberia" which will be a reality show set in a gulag. You will be forced to labour day and night for the glory of the old USSR. And here's the kicker - there isn't even a USSR anymore so all your labour camp work will be in vain.

 

When "Souness in Siberia" comes to a close I would like to make another reality show. One called "Souness on Death Row". Starring Graeme Souness in a Texas jail. We'll watch as he is shanked by fellow inmates until he eventually gets the 'lectric chair.

 

Do you hear my words, Graeme Souness? Do you understand my perspective? I am being kind on you. Look at the Newcastle United supporters outside St. James's Park. Hear their cries, Graeme Souness! Hear their cries! You ignore their cries for your head. At your own peril! You put faith in the abilities of Titus Bramble and Reginald Boumsong. At your own peril!

 

:D:D:D

 

Read this on another site. Made me laugh.

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Just love the geordie fans. This is all great payback for the Owen transfer as far as I am concerned, WTF do they expect to happen when their transfer policy is pretty much blackmailing players who quite patently don't want to be there?

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We must organise and orchestrate a 'Souness must stay campaign' in opposition to the Geordies, and in deference to our legendary midfield maestro.

 

On a related note, is Robbie Savage's boyfriend now writing for the BBC online service? Here's what it says on the match report:

 

"Robbie Savage, for all the criticism he receives, is a midfielder that many teams up and down the country would lust after. "

 

WTF?

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..This is all great payback for the Owen transfer as far as I am concerned, WTF do they expect to happen when their transfer policy is pretty much blackmailing players who quite patently don't want to be there?

????? :unsure: ?????

 

i don't know why you's are all saying all this anyway - as soon as everyone's back from the worst injury hit squad in living memory anywhere in the World ever ever ever they'll be up there challenging Chelsea for the league.. for sure..

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We must organise and orchestrate a 'Souness must stay campaign' in opposition to the Geordies, and in deference to our legendary midfield maestro.

 

On a related note, is Robbie Savage's boyfriend now writing for the BBC online service? Here's what it says on the match report:

 

"Robbie Savage, for all the criticism he receives, is a midfielder that many teams up and down the country would lust after. "

 

WTF?

 

I remember some lad on here wanted us to sign him.

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What decent manager would want to go there. 50 years of mediocrity and no history. The only thing they have going for them is that 50,000 bare beer bellies show up every week.

 

 

Even more to the point, never mind what manager they have had, have or will have , what decent PLAYER in his right mind would go there....

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