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A call came through at work for a property, and he asked me about renovating a property, so I go through everything he needs to go and what we could do for him, so I have to put him through to another department, so I asked him where it was and he said "BL2 0XX" and I said whats your name "Kevin Davies" Me "Oh, like Bolton's captain" "Yeah" "Bet you get that all the time?" "Well.............Yeah I do" "Cos you're Big Kev arent you?" "Yep"

 

So what do I say?

 

"Will you be our back up for Torres?"

 

"3 years ago I would have jumped at the chance, but I am 32 now and couldnt compete at their level"

 

"You would do a great job"

 

"cheers mate, its always appreciated"

 

Big Kev knows I love him!

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I know, his team is flying compared to us!!!

 

I was so happy. I should have kept his number.......sadly, I think is what they call "a breach of data protection"

 

Can you imagine how much Knox would have paid for that?

 

I reckon if we got Pulis in charge with Big Kev up front, Knox might die of happiness.

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Can you imagine how much Knox would have paid for that?

 

I reckon if we got Pulis in charge with Big Kev up front, Knox might die of happiness.

 

This gives me an idea!!!

 

Knox would ring him daily

Asking what 'Big Lads' have for lunch, and then going out and buying it

 

I would do the same!!!

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A call came through at work for a property, and he asked me about renovating a property, so I go through everything he needs to go and what we could do for him, so I have to put him through to another department, so I asked him where it was and he said "BL2 0XX" and I said whats your name "Kevin Davies" Me "Oh, like Bolton's captain" "Yeah" "Bet you get that all the time?" "Well.............Yeah I do" "Cos you're Big Kev arent you?" "Yep"

 

So what do I say?

 

"Will you be our back up for Torres?"

 

"3 years ago I would have jumped at the chance, but I am 32 now and couldnt compete at their level"

 

"You would do a great job"

 

"cheers mate, its always appreciated"

 

Big Kev knows I love him!

 

:ohmy: you should have tried harder!!

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