Song for Yossi

[Frosty Jack]

the Israelite.

Edited July 11, 2007 by Negativland

[Frosty Jack]

or for that matter some variation on Go down moses (let my people go).

 

 

 

p.s. he wants to take you there

[Rich Gobey]

To the tune of hava negila (wither Ronny Rosental)

 

yossi,

oh yossi, yossi

oh yossi yossi

oh yossi ben-aye-oun - HEY!!

 

repeat forever.

[IgPig]

Swapping their homework for footwork,

Kicking the ball till its dark,

 

Here go Yossy's Giants,

Footballs just a branch of science,

Head the ball, now Yossy calls . . .

Yossy's Giants!

 

Dependable, Reliant

Put your faith in Yossy's Giants

Get stuck in, we're gonna win . . .

Yossy's Giants!

[anny road]

To the tune of hava negila (wither Ronny Rosental)

 

yossi,

oh yossi, yossi

oh yossi yossi

oh yossi ben-aye-oun - HEY!!

 

repeat forever.

 

you see people will ock that for not being inventive

 

but thats the one

 

has to be

[Red2Core]

He may not have a foreskin

He better f*ckin score then

Cause He's yossi ben-aye-oun

[Rich Gobey]

you see people will ock that for not being inventive

 

but thats the one

 

has to be

 

I used to love singing that to Ronny R. Been looking forward to getting another Hebrew in just for that reason!

[genghis]

He may not have a foreskin

He better f*ckin score then

Cause He's yossi ben-aye-oun

 

from our politically correct judge in Kazhakstan!

[Paul B]

Yossi, Yossi, king of the wild front ear.

[Spike]

Ben-a-youn

der-der-der

He's the man

came from Israel to liverpool

*insertsforeskingag*

 

to the tune of Goldfinger

[cymrococh]

Ben-a-youn

der-der-der

He's the man

came from Israel to liverpool

*insertsforeskingag*

 

to the tune of Goldfinger

That's proper bad.

[DazzlaJ]

We need a kylie and jason # in the stands

 

And now all the love I have

is For Yossi Ben-a-youn

[Paul B]

To the tune of Agadoo.

 

Ben-a-youn youn youn

Will you score a goal for me?

Ben-a-youn youn youn

Just don't end up like El Hadji

On the left, on the right,

You'll excite our great mob,

Oh Yossi, oh yossi

Do's a favour Giz-a-job.

[Billy Dane]

To Blue Moon:

 

Benayoun

 

He saw Torres standing alone

so Yossi gave him the ball

and Torres nodded it home

 

 

VFM, sing about both of them.

 

I'll get me coat.

[Bald Devil]

Ben-a-youn

der-der-der

He's the man

came from Israel to liverpool

*insertsforeskingag*

 

to the tune of Goldfinger

 

The blues**** song for Idan Tal was funny and foreskin-related.

 

To Castles in the Sky, the crap dance tune:

 

"Oh tell me why

Does Idan Tal hate Palestine?

Oh tell me why

Is there no skin on his Jap's eye?"

[slapnuts]

Yossi Yossi Yossi

 

oi oi oi

[R A Softlad]

Swapping their homework for footwork,

Kicking the ball till its dark,

We're called Yossi's Giants,

Football's just a branch of science, (not the blues**** variety)

Head the ball, now Yossi's scored . . . Yossi's Giants!

 

Dependable, reliant, put your faith in Yossi's Giants.

Get stuck in, we're gonna win . . . Yossi's Giants!

[ManOfSteel]

To the tune of hava negila (wither Ronny Rosental)

 

yossi,

oh yossi, yossi

oh yossi yossi

oh yossi ben-aye-oun - HEY!!

 

repeat forever.

 

This one please.

[Will]

You cannot top the one I have been sent:

 

To the tune of "Fly Me To The Moon":

 

Yossi Benayoun

Came to play among our stars

Came to hear what scouse was like

All "our kid" and our "las"

 

In other words, not cockney

In other words, Scouse Yossi

 

Fill our life with goals

And let us sing forevermore

Yossi's all we hope for

All we worship and adore

In other words, running free

In other words, Scouse Yossi

[AntM]

To the tune of hava negila (wither Ronny Rosental)

 

yossi,

oh yossi, yossi

oh yossi yossi

oh yossi ben-aye-oun - HEY!!

 

repeat forever.

 

 

There's a lot to be said for tradition.