the s*** song challenge

[Guest Kev]

You are now on report for posting whilst under the influence

[Spike]

just trying an alternative for us who are s**** at doing songs

[Spike]

aye but what tunes are they too?

[Guest Kev]

there wasn't even a wo-ah-wo-wo

 

I'll raise to you a biddly bom bom

[Spike]

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Jan the Dutchman don't improve our side

Jan the Dutchman don't improve our side

(he isn't s****) but there's a better player in his place

(out on the right) it's Stevie Finnan, who is very ace

[Spike]

well done Kvarme, take your pick from a chas and dave number for the next one:

 

rabbit x 20

 

you got a beutiful chin,

you got beutiful skin,

you got a beutiful face,

you got taste,

you got beutiful eyes,

you got beutiful thighs,

you got a lot whout a doubt,

but i think bout blowin u out

 

coz you wont stop talkin,

why dont you give it a rest?,

you got more rabbit than sainsburys,

its time you got it off your chest,

now you is just the kinda girl to break my heart in two,

i knew right off when i first set my eyes on you,

but how was i to know you fed my earholes too?,

with your ecessive talking,

your becoming a pest,

 

rabbit x 20

 

for Xabi

 

Xabi (x20)

You play a beautiful pass

Women (or sabre) love your ass

You dictate the pace

these women (or Sabre) got taste

You got beautiful hair

Can play the ball anywhere

got it all without a doubt

in 90 minutes you won't put the ball out

 

Coz you wont stop passing

you don't give them a rest

make more passes than l4 lad

to get it off your chest

Now you're the kinda player break a defense in two

So we can't take our eyes offa you

And how were we to know you would love us to?

with you quality passing

you're one of the best

 

xabi (x20)

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Striker loopy, nuts are we

Fowler, Crouch and Bellamy

Do we have enough with three?

Or shall we buy, Henry?

[Bjarkinn]

well done Kvarme, take your pick from a chas and dave number for the next one:

 

rabbit x 20

 

you got a beutiful chin,

you got beutiful skin,

you got a beutiful face,

you got taste,

you got beutiful eyes,

you got beutiful thighs,

you got a lot whout a doubt,

but i think bout blowin u out

 

coz you wont stop talkin,

why dont you give it a rest?,

you got more rabbit than sainsburys,

its time you got it off your chest,

now you is just the kinda girl to break my heart in two,

i knew right off when i first set my eyes on you,

but how was i to know you fed my earholes too?,

with your ecessive talking,

your becoming a pest,

 

rabbit x 20

 

for Xabi

 

Xabi (x20)

You play a beautiful pass

Women (or sabre) love your ass

You dictate the pace

these women (or Sabre) got taste

You got beautiful hair

Can play the ball anywhere

got it all without a doubt

in 90 minutes you won't put the ball out

 

Coz you wont stop passing

you don't give them a rest

make more passes than l4 lad

to get it off your chest

Now you're the kinda player break a defense in two

So we can't take our eyes offa you

And how were we to know you would love us to?

with you quality passing

you're one of the best

 

xabi (x20)

 

You better pray for an extra time with this one

Edited July 25, 2006 by Bjarkinn

[Spike]

some things in life are sad

and whilst rafa wanted him bad

del nido and parry played the c***

 

We couldn't negotiate

and though Raf procrastinates

we ended signing pennant for 5 mil

 

so, alves look on the cheap side of life

de do de do de do dee do

alves look on the cheap side of life

de do de do de do dee do

 

So our Dan went to madrid

cos we're too broke to make a bid

and our stadium aint even sorted yet

 

Blame the NWDA

the bunch of c**** you say

though it aint their fault we're in the s***

 

always blame houllier for that

de do de do de do dee do

six trophies only, and no league, the t***

de do de do de do dee do

 

If it wasn't for his heart

and if we'd got van der vaart

perhaps we would have won number 19

 

So always look on the dark side of Ged

de do de do de do dee do

Tho a decade of s**** past he gave us the best

de do de do de do dee do

 

Then Raf won number five

and our hope is still alive

He bought a dirty argie player too

 

as we go to the new season

stop thinking and just reason

that palletta cut that fella right in two

 

so always look on the right side of life

de do de do de do dee do

Could be worse, we could be the blue shyte

de do de do de do dee do

[Gray - YPC]

Shouldn't the title of this thread be "I've come up with an astonishingly crap song that'll get me laughed off the forum, but I'd like it to be sung so I'll pretend to do a thread for s**** songs and sneak mine in hoping people will actually like it?" :D

 

Shouldn't the title of this thread be "I've come up with an astonishingly crap song that'll get me laughed off the forum, but I'd like it to be sung so I'll pretend to do a thread for s**** songs and sneak mine in hoping people will actually like it?" :D

[cymrococh]

There's a lad called Jermaine

and he's a winger

cutting back to Bellamy

[Bigal]

s*** song challenge?

 

where is sutty and anny road?

[sutty]

Pennant you can't drive my car

But I think you're going to be a star

If rafa can keep you out of the bar

Pennant we'll love you

 

Beep beep beep beep - tag.

[Shirohana]

Beep beep beep beep - tag.

 

[cymrococh]

Reminds me of Beardsley now Jermaine has come

he will skip all tackles in his way

[Frosty Jack]

Reminds me of Beardsley now Jermaine has come

he will skip all tackles in his way

 

potential

[Case]

There's dancing beyond all our dreams!

Beyond all our dreams - Xabi Xabi!

He's the one that keeps the dream alive,

In the morning, In evening,

Under our Red Floodlights...

 

Skinheaded Basher from the halfway line

Well, it's a Skinheaded Basher from the halfway line

Skinheaded Basher from the halfway line

Another Xabi Cracker from the ... halfway line

 

Everybody needs Alonso for a hero!,

everybody needs Alonso!

Everybody needs Alonso for a hero!,

everybody needs Alonso!

Everybody needs Alonso for a hero!,

everybody needs Alonso!

 

Another screamer from the Halfway Line!

Arne Riise! (Halfway Line!)

Stevie Gerrard! (Halfway Line!)

Harry Harry! (Halfway Line!)

Robbie Fowla! (Halfway Line!)

Mark Gonzalez! (Halfway Line!)

 

Sammy H and Fabio..

Stevie Finnan and Jermaine-Oh!

All - Star - SissokO! (Halfway Line!)

Celebrate on the ... (Halfway Line!)

Score a Goal from the ...(Halfway Line!)

Anfield Road and the ... (Halfway Line!).....

[Case]

skinheaded basher?

 

 

Hmmmmm Yeah ....

 

Obviously, he'll need a (fairly radical) haircut before this one takes hold ......

 

How about ....

 

Here's a little song I wrote

You might want to sing it note-for-note

Don't worry, Here's Harry..

In every game we have some trouble

But in a minute, we'll score a double

Don't worry, Here's Harry Don't worry, Here's Harry now

 

Ooo-oo-hoo-hoo-oo hoo-hoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooo Don't worry

Woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-oo-ooo Here's Harry...

Woo-oo-oo-oo-ooo Don't worry, Here's Harry ...

 

I have Totally f***ed up this whole thread haven't I?

[Spike]

Pennant you can't drive my car

But I think you're going to be a star

If rafa can keep you out of the bar

Pennant we'll love you

 

Beep beep beep beep - tag.

 

 

:lol: class

[smithdown]

Don't try to take on Paletta

The truth is, he'll fu**in kill you.

He'll break your right leg

and then your left leg

And then he'll eat you

He fu**in hates you.

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

potential

 

We loved you when you wore the seventeen

But in number eight, you are great

[Jeff guitar]

S&G's Celilia

 

Garcia,

he'll tear them apart

Who needs van der vaart, we've got luis

Garcia, we can't lose to these

we're begging you please, score a goal

 

Lost the ball all afternoon

then from out of nowhere, little luis did zoom

just appeared and found some space

put the ball in the net

now Garcia is ace

 

Garcia,

he'll tear them apart

Who needs van der vaart, we've got luis

Luis Garcia, we can't lose to these

we're begging you please, score a goal

score a goal

 

Jubilation, He's scored one again,

We jump up and down and we're happy,

Jubilation, He's scored one again,

We jump up and down and we're happy,

[ifanew]

A s*** song you wanted. I give you to the tune of Pearl Jam's Jeremy....

 

Jermaine, down the right wing looks for that cross

one over the top right in to the box, arms raised in a v

And the Reds in a wave towards the goal they go

Crouchy takes the defence attention

Oh, to the fact that Craig is getting there

King Bellamy is wicked...oh, rules this world...

Bellamy scored a goal today...

Bellamy scored a goal today...

[Kop_on]

S&G's Celilia

 

Garcia,

he'll tear them apart

Who needs van der vaart, we've got luis

Garcia, we can't lose to these

we're begging you please, score a goal

 

Lost the ball all afternoon

then from out of nowhere, little luis did zoom

just appeared and found some space

put the ball in the net

now Garcia is ace

 

Garcia,

he'll tear them apart

Who needs van der vaart, we've got luis

Luis Garcia, we can't lose to these

we're begging you please, score a goal

score a goal

 

Jubilation, He's scored one again,

We jump up and down and we're happy,

Jubilation, He's scored one again,

We jump up and down and we're happy,

 

Thats actually quality. Jeff guitar is the new art garfunkle.