Liverpool FC Club Poet

[dodgy1]

Yes, we can make the sun rise in the west,

over mountains, beacons, vale and Cardiff,

with an army of Reds, flames on their chest.

Get ready to witness West Ham's eclipse.

Like a knight, or the sun at dawn we'll rise;

stronger, brighter, mightier once again.

7-0, lion kill, all no surprise,

now the ultimate prize one final game.

A game where dreams and hopes will rise and fall,

just like the sun of our solar system,

but for sure victory will come to call,

our legendary twelfth man lifting them.

After drama, goals, passion, skill and zest...

Red fans rising, like a dawn in the west.

 

[Billy Talbot]

Is there a smiley for "these poems are really starting to get on my t***" ?

[dodgy1]

Is there a smiley for "these poems are really starting to get on my t***" ?

 

 

How s*** is that though, really?

[cymrococh]

that's f*cking pony.

[smokescreen]

A Dodgy One indeed...

[Guest jjasonuk]

Thats f.kin sh.ite

[RP]

I prefer :

 

Fans who deserve tickets

Get screwed.

The Safety Advisory Group or the FA?

Who cares? They're all c**ts

 

 

Short but poignant, I feel. Easy this poetry lark.

[Stevie H]

the boy stood on the burning deck,

his body all a-quiver,

he gave a cough,

his leg fell off,

and floated down the river.

[Guest Big King Vik]

Can't stand that over-commercialised s****.

[smokescreen]

the boy stood on the burning deck,

his body all a-quiver,

he gave a cough,

his leg fell off,

and floated down the river.

 

My version of that has always been...

 

she stood on the bridge at midnight,

her lips were all a-quiver,

she gave a cough,

her leg fell off,

and floated down the river.

[psl]

I prefer :

 

Fans who deserve tickets

Get screwed.

The Safety Advisory Group or the FA?

Who cares? They're all c**ts

Short but poignant, I feel. Easy this poetry lark.

 

Spot on that one mate. I am target audience though...

Edited May 12, 2006 by psl

[smithdown]

Up on a hill

There stood a cow

Musta fu**ed off

Cos its not there now.

[smokescreen]

Rage -- Goddess, sing the rage of Peleus' son Achilles,

murderous, doomed, that cost the Achaeans countless losses,

hurling down to the House of Death so many sturdy souls,

great fighters' souls, but made their bodies carrion,

feasts for the dogs and birds,

and the will of Zeus was moving toward its end.

 

Im not typing up the rest, go buy it yerselves

[cymrococh]

A season of highs

with very few lows

Will we win?

Nobody knows.

 

We'll give it our all

and work till the last

Cause Crouchy is tall

and Djibril is fast

 

We thrashed Birmingham

made Luton feel blue

conquered the mancs

and Chelsea too

 

We're the kings of the cup

our destiny's sealed

If we don't f*ck up

It'll be home at Anfield

[Stevie H]

A season of highs

with very few lows

Will we win?

Nobody knows.

 

We'll give it our all

and work till the last

Cause Crouchy is tall

and Djibril is fast

 

We thrashed Birmingham

made Luton feel blue

conquered the mancs

and Chelsea too

 

We're the kings of the cup

our destiny's sealed

If we don't f*ck up

It'll be home at Anfield

 

pam ayres?

[cymrococh]

No thanks, I'm trying to give them up.

[smithdown]

Tyger Tyger

Burning bright

Every other poem's sh*te.

[Jonesy]

the boy stood on the burning deck,

his ticketless body all a-quiver,

he gave a cough,

the ballott fell off,

and his hopes of getting to the final floated down the river.

 

 

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

f*** off

Ammers

 

Coz

U are

Poo

[cymrococh]

Forever Blowing Bubbles?

Not lifting cups

then.

[Paul B]

The rain, it falleth on the just

And also on the unjust feller

But chiefly on the just because

The unjust stole the just's umbrella.

[Billy Talbot]

If you cast your bread on the water,

It returns a thousand fold.

That's what it says in the bible,

and that's what I've been told...

 

So I cast my bread on the water,

It was spotted by a froggy.

All the bits he didn't eat,

Just floated back all soggy.

 

[Mono]

Can you get Cliff Notes for her poems??

My interpretation is she's saying it's inevitable we will win...

Are the players meant to be inspired by this??? I f***ing amn't

[Gomez]

Yes, we can make the sun rise in the west,

over mountains, beacons, vale and Cardiff,

with an army of Reds, flames on their chest.

Get ready to witness West Ham's eclipse.

Like a knight, or the sun at dawn we'll rise;

stronger, brighter, mightier once again.

7-0, lion kill, all no surprise,

now the ultimate prize one final game.

A game where dreams and hopes will rise and fall,

just like the sun of our solar system,

but for sure victory will come to call,

our legendary twelfth man lifting them.

After drama, goals, passion, skill and zest...

Red fans rising, like a dawn in the west.

 

 

Or, in other words:

 

We'll be running 'round Cardiff with the cup.

[Guest Tommy Twoguns]

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