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Cheers Dan Not really what I am looking for. Was hoping for something I could edit and then it looks like I have done it myself Jonesy you are a c*** but seeing as you asked job.millar@blueyonder.co.uk

I am hoping the good patrons of YNWA can help me out here I have been asked by a couple of people at work to do a correct scores comp for the World Cup, them being under the false impression I know what I am doing on a PC (well I have removed spyware and porn related guff from most of their PC's so go figure ) So does anyone have such a thing that can be printed onto one A4 sheet?? Been trying to do it for about an hour and have decided I am better sticking to removing guff. Cheers lads

would you buy Liverpool FC? Off course How much of your own money would you invest? Just enough so I had enough to live on Would you increase ticket prices? No What you set the transfer budget to be this season? Twelvety gazillion Would you go ahead with the new stadium with fixed capacity for 60,000 spectators? Yes but my only stipulation would be that the club would have to move lock stock and barrel to Fife so they could be near my hoose.

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I'm better than Roy Keane and so is my wife.

319 mb and only five minutes long...hmmm Houston we have a problem

I note the last one says "when" not "if".......!! BBC World Cup Guidelines for commentary team. 1 -Within 1 minute of kick off in the opening match (Germany v Costa Rica),the commentator must mention England. 2 - Regardless of what two teams are contesting the final, England have to be mentioned within the first minute. 3 - The commentator shall refer to the Falkland Isles in passing at some point in the match if England play Argentina. 4 - Whenever a hat trick is scored, comparisons with Geoff Hurst will be made within seconds of the third goal hitting the net. 5 - Should England wear their red jerseys, then '1966' should be mentioned approximately 20 times. 6 - 1966 will be mentioned approximately 10 times a match, or only on 4 or 5 occasions for matches not involving England. 7 - Prior to the captain of the winning team lifting the trophy, the commentator will mention Bobby Moore. And 1966. 8 - When Germany are playing, they must be referred to as being arrogant by the commentator on at least 14 occasions. This must refer to their style,their passing, their haircuts and their general footballing ability. 9 - Should England play Germany, mentions of Winston Churchill, Dambusters,The Luftwaffe and Adolf Hitler will be compulsory. And 1966. 10 - All Scottish members of our commentary team must continue to refer to England as "we" and "us". 11 - We must ensure that nationalistic stereotypes are adhered to. Of course, the Germans are arrogant. The Spanish are bottlers, The Ivory Coast are fast but bad at defending, The Angolans are disorganised, The Argentinians are cheats and the French are only good because their best players play in England. 12 - For matches not involving England, we must only discuss the players that are playing in England. (eg - Holland v Argentina should be referred to as Van Nistelroy v Crespo). 13 - The mythical "bulldog spirit" phrase should be used as often as possible. 14 - Each match involving England should begin with the phrase "England Expects." 15 - Should any player be involved in an injury that involves the loss of teeth, then references to Nobby Stiles and 1966 are compulsory. 16 - If in doubt, mention 1966. 17 - Praise all of the stunning new stadiums in Germany but emphasise that they lack the presence of Wembley, the spiritual home of football since 1966. 18 - Commentators should feel free to imitate the style of Kenneth Wolstenholme, the hero of 1966. 19 - Should any team feature brothers playing together, then Jackie and Bobby Charlton should be mentioned. 20 - When England bow out after the first stage, we must emphasise that it is a massive blow to football and a serious loss to the World Cup.

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Darren Fletcher Well done that man, says a lot for him really in this day and age, its just a pity he plays for that lot.

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We play Chelsea in the Charity Shield Good chance to lay down a marker for the season and really wind up Mourinho

3.5 ??? Must have missed the half cup final we played.

Le Tiss scored loads of memorable goals most were pieces of sublime skill. Stevie scores great goals and most are sheer power and accuracy, he strikes the ball a lot sweeter than any player I can remember, if you see his second yesterday the ball is barely rotating the mark of a sweet strike.

The keeper only got this close....

40 Silk Cut in a presentation case.

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They deserve each other.

Dont forget us Jocks Although for the duration of the tournament I will have my face blacked up, wear a funky dreadlock wig and will be rooting for Trinidad and Tobago. Nothing to do with the fact they are playing England oh no nothing to do with that at all...... Does anyone know the national dress of Paraguay??? Got my Ulrika Johnson outfit for the Sweden game....

Will Djibs hamstring be ok for it?? Hope so.

Excuse my ignorance but who is the guy in the middle of the pic???

You and me also.... My kid reckons the reason I have grey hair is because I love the Reds and get myself worked up. She may well be right after days like today.

It looks like by the body language and what was said Wrighty "knows" something.....