Our problem is fat - either too much or too little. Fowler got fat and left. Ged was too fat then got sick and lost it all. Rafa is fat. Crouch isn't. Zenden has a fat head. Pennant has fat feet. We need a nutritionist at the club.
Which is a bit rich considering that Kuyt is only out of the box because there is no other f***** willing to get forward with the ball. Altitude sickness seems to be infecting most of our players once they approach the final third.