I pissed meself when a stark naked Rafa, full frontal, went "Man", hid his tackle between his legs and said, "Woman" and then with his tackle still pushed behind his a***, turned around, bent forward and shouted "BULLDOG!" Well funny that was.
I hate name droppers, me. I was only telling Elton John the other day. Anyway, I can beat that. I was in a restaurant last night and on the next table was Tony Livesey, the porn-magnate turned-TV-erm...thing. So ner!