Rusty Shackleford

One of the most accomplished goalkeeping performances I have ever seen.

The most i have enjoyed a goal in ages that. Get in Harvey.

I’m all for the useless dope bagging one here.

They’ve looked like Guardiola’s Barcelona.

They look like a really, really good side.

Hopefully one of those where we grow into it. Happy with a draw here.

Timothy McVeigh over here.

I predict A4-4 draw.

Slot’s comments on what he looks for in a player should ensure we don’t end up with another quite as hopeless as Nunez, at least whilst he’s the coach. Favouring ‘ability and quality on the ball’ absolutely does not suit Nunez. We won’t be getting a fast lad who can’t play or a technically gifted one without the physical tools to make the most of it. Nunez is a goner.

If we can’t find a buyer for Nunez we could transfer him to Barista at the players coffee bar. They’d probably have to start serving just instant coffee and horlicks but he’d be out of the way at least.

Thanks mate. I got as far as finding out the days and when we would be at home, but thought i was missing something.

If/as/when we get past PSG are fixture dates and home/away dates sorted until the final? I know who we could play but not necessarily when. I need to book ahead with work to get up to the home fixtures and if the info is out there they make it difficult to find out.

That injury record for Isak screams absolutely not doesn’t it? Not quite as loudly as say Thiago or Oxlade-Chamberlain did but it’d massive money.

Had this chat with someone today. No chance we go for him unless a release clause does come into play. Looking at an English transfer record if not and he’s already on £120k a week for a club that would pay him much more with a renewal. I have no doubts we’d spend a lot on the right player but not if it comes with a massive wage. Caicedo was £115m and his wage at £150k is pretty low for what he cost because he was coming out a first decent contract at a much smaller club. It’s one or the other and preferably neither for FSG. I look at Cunha and see a player on 90k a week that’d be happy to come here for not a huge increase on that.

They’re queuing up to c** here.

Isak can’t play against his future club.

It’s mad that he’s done what he has this season without scoring a hat-trick to pad it all out.

When there was a bit of noise about him a few years back I was quite interested in the links to us. Then saw him for Belgium during one of the tournaments and thought absolutely not. Mad that Guardiola took him really. Sane used to terrify me.

Get in.

Remember when we were all worried about the 11th hour bid by Manchester United. Seeing him there would have been joyous.

He deserves the most generous paternity leave possible. Six months should do it.

If he is here next season it will be a travesty. Take whatever you can for him, even if it’s £10m. The worst finisher I have ever seen for us. People are going to be using his name to take the piss out of s*** strikers for the next thirty years.

Stuttering and spluttering in a way that very much suggests we could lose what lead we have remaining.

As much as running away with it would be satisfying, a bit of peril would make winning it more enjoyable in the end. Plus, I get tickets to all matches and share them with a few mates. If we’re too good there’s a fair chance I could not be in the stadium when we clinch it (I can’t start reneging on promises). I’m there for Arsenal and Palace so Spurs is the obvious one.

It is clear that Slot doesn’t fancy him but it is my no means inevitable that he’s not here next season stinking the place out. If contracts don’t get signed by Van Dijk and Salah we’ll have even more to do. They won’t want to replace him too. He’s on around £140k a week here and there aren’t that many clubs that will be matching that - on top of the kind of fee we’d stubbornly want. We can but hope that someone in Saudi wants the useless mad f***er.