Jiggy Hates Jazz

Agreed. He's Babel with end product

I have a bottle of Torres wine, 2005 vintage in the fridge. I was gonna drink it when we next won a trophy. I'm gonna give it to the dog now.

The other end of this scale is the Newcastle way of running a club. Get the first CEO available, sack the manager without finding a replacement, etc.

I was horrified when this first emerged but I slept well last night and am now apathetic to whether Torres goes or not. The bigger issue revolves around our best player - Pepe - and how this affects him. When Lowe and Hunter broke this story, I dismissed it like everyone else but I wonder if it was true? Pepe going worries me. A lot.

f*** off Purslow, you massive, massive c***!

f*** OFF PURSLOW, YOU MASSIVE, MASSIVE c***!

The man is a stain

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Feck off! One of our best players today

Got some abuse walking back to the car, across Stanley Park, last night. The four of us (three Indian and one Chinese) got the following shouted at us (amongst other things): BLACKpool F*ck off back home Everton are all WHITE WHITE WHITE (not sure what that means in a team with Distin, Anichebe and Fellaini!) P*ki c*nts N*GGERpool You’re in the wrong country That’s the second year running. Blue and white s**** (hello hello).

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This. This. This.

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"Is this your biggest ever challenge Kenny?" "Not really, had a tough par 4 once over water with a twisty turn"

This!

To the Croc!!

You need to man up and f*** that snidey wife of yours off...

How's the Armenian money train thing going?

Didn't stop Cecil f*** off Purslow!

<Borat voice> Can I touch them </Borat voice>

Al Fayed, for all his faults, had Woy pegged: "I am sure he is going to get Liverpool downhill." August 2010

No quotes or corroboration in that article. Anyway, they may just have been taking their lead from Carra and, possibly, Stevie G, if the rumours are to be believed.