honourablegeorge

If that's the bar for starting games we'll have two outfield players next week

Thought he really made his case yesterday, it wasn't him doing all the stepovers, he was just really simple, direct and effective.

Arne said much the same, that the first half was awful.

The one endearing thing about West Ham is Danny Dyer talking about how star struck he is about his daughter having twins with Jarred Bowen

He ran more than any other player, ours or theirs, in that game. More than 12km, our next closest player was on 10. He put a massive shift in. That's just one number of course, and maybe not the type of physicality, you're talking about. But he's working hard, and Curtis was awful today. It's all hypothetical, but I'd much rather have had them both available.

Today, first half in particular, was a s***show, we were hopeless with the ball first half. But we weren't fragile, we were getting blocks in, defending, working. We didn't fold when they attacked. We defended every set piece. Hard to write off another bad performance as "just a bad day" when there have been so many bad days. But it was a bad day without some of the worst aspects of this season. And we kept at it and pulled three points out of it. I don't think is redeems Slot's season, but it's a win.

Jesus, don't post stuff like that. Tierney and friends will find a way

We might have had a plan instead of whatever it was we were doing first half.

Always wary of reading too much into how Sky choose to edit things.

I was all indignant because if a ball hit his elbow that hard then his arm would have moved. Then they showed the other angle where his arm clearly moved

We were the only team winning that second half really. Dire, but we didn't give away possession ever thirty seconds, which was their main source of inspiration first half.

There was a tiny man behind Virgil

ace

We made our sub before the game.

Two handed shove in the back not a foul when it's Salah. Or being dragged to the ground.

Looked all very undramatic, just a precautionary one I'd guess

Jones in.... at RB maybe?

No Wirtz say Sky

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Our goal difference is shameful though

f***ING RIGHT

Presumably while on the piss four nights a week

Deffo favouritism