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Whats happened today? I've read pages of this but can't find why everyone is talking about Isak.

That regen of Cruyff is tiny.

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I liked it when we signed 3 dead good players. We should do that again.

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The Charlie wotsit lad, playing in France is probably lined up as Quansahs replacement.

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Why are the anfield papers saying its ekitike ? I can't work out what the joke is

Man U will still need a striker. They'd have to go some this season to be seen as a team on the up though. Arsenal always seem to have money.

We never went back for Damian Duff

Are you sure ? They say they went the Hacienda every week and were shopping at Afflecks on a Saturday afternoon. They must have needed 2 or 3 pairs each, a james tshirt, a tshirt that said god created Manchester and a bucket hat. Terry Christian live on the telly.

What bands were the ketwig lads into ? Zutons ? What did they wear. I'm not having a youth subculture thats just being into ketamin and not getting your hair cut. Theres got to ne a bit more.

I'd go so far as to say that you can no longer differentiate English cities by fashion culture. The Madchester scene was probably the last time anything like that happened. I'm probably missing what happens with the Rap and Grime kids these days but i don't think theres one city with its own subculture any more. I was in Stratford on Avon this weekend. A surprisingly large population of goths in towns like that. Confident goths. Hello again @Jarg Armani

For s*** fashion, I give you Peter Reids trousers. For Nasal accents I give you Jamie Carragher. If we are to impose the death penalty on Manchester, it must be given a fair trial.

Not only this but selling Chiesa and Diaz leaves us needing a winger on top of the £120m Isak money. Maybe thats how much FSG have saved over the years of being mingebags.

Only one Cathedral and its average at best. It hasn't got a safari park nearby, and Chester Zoo is closer to Liverpool. It has no waterfront. Its a longer drive to a beach The thing it does have is infrastructure. Hello @Jarg Armani Tram network, and a bigger airport. Only marginally offset by Liverpools ferry terminal for Ireland and the Isle of Man, which footballers haven't been using since the mid 1950s. what else are they basing this lure of Manchester on?

Best way for you to practise before you try selling tickets to see it.

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Hugo a friend in me Hugo got a friend in me When the road looks rough ahead And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed Just remember what your old pal said Boy, Hugo a friend in me

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Those Salford journalists, doing everything in tbeir power to assist Liverpool.

Just caught up with the last 10 pages. Holy s***. This is happening isn't it? The great thing is the booby prize being Ekitike isn't too shabby either.

Sturridge and Torres were a good height. Its a long list of 'big lad' strikers we've bought who weren't good enough, but I don't think it would put me off a big centre forward if he was the right profile otherwise.

I'm not one to judge people, but the way he follows Phil directly with a capital M makes me sick to my stomach.