Falconhoof

It's like having Bez on Newsnight

Why don't you sellotape a plastic insect to his upper lip, as a moustache, if you know him so well?

How did I forget Wirtz?

Forwards, Salah, Ekitike, Isak, Gakpo, Chiesa, Rio Midfielders Dom, Mac, Grav, Jones, Endo I'd prioritise an extra midfielder if Harvey is going.

Like I said in this thread earlier, in a hotel near Ormskirk waiting for the call

Just saw a post saying Isak is holed up at a hotel near Ormskirk waiting for a phone call that our bid has been accepted.

It's a determined effort not to get sucked in and then leave them to get a man over on the break. It was always going to be a very tight game

Subtle. I like it

If we are criticising Wirtz then who playing better ? I agree his touch and passing hasn't been there but nobody is doing great in this tactical stalemate so far

And pointing his baton

It would be good to see some of our passes and goals. Players doing well like a symphony. Wirtz the conductor playing his crafty Wurlitzer organ tunes, even though he is the actual conductor.

He should get a testimonial with Jürgen to manage I'd guess it's the other way round

Seems to me like it will happen on Monday. We won't hear anything over the weekend. Give Newcastle maximum time to get their ducks in a row. Or, do you think they just have to work 7 days a week on the contracts to get finished in time?

He sounds like an appalling little c***, so it's best if we automatically disregard anything he might have to say.

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I'd like Bradley back in and Szoboslai back in the middle for this. Mac back would be a bonus, but i'm expecting he's on the bench. Wasn't confident before Newcastle and i'm not confident for this. However, as each week of training goes by, you expect to see that in the games. Hopefully we've come on in leaps and bounds this week.

The league needs a strong Man United you see. They are a jewel in the crown like the Sky cycling team and you, know, the Henley regatta, and Twickenham for the Rugby. With all these new flags on roandabouts it ties in perfectly. They could have Boris Johnson in a harness holding an England flag to bungee down and open the new England Ratcliffe Manchester United Devils Trident Futuredome with 16,000,000 square feet of attached mixed use space for commerce.

You can only assume that there's a place in his house where he keeps the necklace. Can't look in the bedside drawer now. Can't enjoy wearing it to work.

Rooney

Thats made my day. Its not even 8am and watching him talk about his man U necklace is already the high point. That won't be topped today.

Didn't see the gane. What did he do? Never mind, seen the interview and they ask him why he didn't watch the penalties.

Lovely string of passes for Rio's goal.

I've decided to let go of any concerns I had about our performance and the players. Its what the club pays Slot for. Why am I supposed to agonise over it when he has the whole training centre. I've just got the lean to conservatory and the garden.

We need to toughen up quick. We can't go through the season this passive.