Murphman

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I just added you to my non friends and c*nts with no tickets, hard cheese.

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I thought this was the Transfer thread. What a site this is sometimes!!

He's in the garden looking through his window.

This is a distraction from this thread about getting your bolllocks tweaked by nonce cases, but I have to agree here Earl. All three including Matty are top men whether you agree with them or not. Anyway, back to Rolf Harris and his career in the NHS.

He scares me at the moment. Do you think his trauma is linked to close season football transfer stories or historical tweaked bolllocks by a priest stories?

Don't be like that. He said more nice and sensible things in those 10 minutes than you've managed in 20 years on here. I hope you had your balls squeezed by Dr. Saville.

I did, as you know, had a chat with your dad. I have no doubt you're correct mate.

OOF!!!!!

Of course you daft sod.

They were all my mates within seconds you ageist guttersnipe, show some respect to the tribal elders!

I liked them, good lads, apart from that senile old c***.

Palace fans were great on the train. Even a pumped up Jonesy in full flow only caused one old fella marching off down the train because he was 'going to punch somebody', the rest were laughing. It only takes a dozen pissed up Divs to create a lot of noise in a silent vacuum, that's life. Chelsea fans would be orchestrated.

Jesus, what a nightmare! I guess you can't make a call until the car is fixed or binned off. Terrible mate, I really hope you get sorted soon. Can't have two vowels, L'Auberge, Fail.

They have a culture of their own, the nearest to this being Millwall. Arsenal, Spurs, West Ham are generally fine, I've had many a pint on match days with all of them, I don't go to Chelsea, I hate them so much. You're sounding like me now.

You are still the unfunniest dull head on here and have been for years, sitting on your fence posting snide digs. Give it a fcking rest, it's tedious, you're a grown man.

I'm surrounded by the cnts. I talk to my Arsenal friend a lot and despite the pure venom and hatred for them we agree, United, like us and Arsenal. are a proper football clubs with a long history of achievement, aristocracy. Chelsea are a totally different kettle of fish, I fcking hate them.

He is indeed sound. I posted on here ten years ago when he had an impromptu kick about in Regents Park for a teenager who played for us and his mates, they badgered him to show them techies to prove he was Joe Cole, then he joined their game on the promise nobody would put any heavy tackles in. The boys said he was wonderful and great fun.

Didn't you have a 'significant' birthday' this year? You should change your name to Nottub_nimajneb.

Hey mate, I just checked their website, TV has been added to the bars for sport events so you might get lucky.

I went in the summer when the kids were young, football wasn't an issue so I don't know is the answer. But it's a beautiful picturesque Bretagne town and I doubt there will be a pub showing English football, they might do on the site. Good luck Mike. We only got two I'm afraid. One tip. Book a cabin for the return journey, they're dead cheap during the day, you can read the newspaper and have a kip on the way back (I presume you are going into St Malo). It's not for geriatric limping wrecks, you couldn't join in even if you wanted to.

It's the best park we ever stayed on, fantastic. They even have a golf course and driving range, plus Astro pitch, nightclub, kids nightclub, horse riding, paint ball, we went about three times!

Are you at Chateaux Des Ormes?