Knox_Harrington

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I'm not bothered either way but Maldini's avatar scares me a little every time I see it.

When did Chelsea last buy a proven world-class player? I'd say it was Crespo. EDIT: That's the only time since the Russian came in and that hasn't proven to be a roaring success, despite all the money they have.

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Nope.

Thank Christ the original post wasn't by Kahnee.

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I went up three. I've never celebrated a goal like it either. Apart from Garcia's against Chelsea last year now I think about it.

They gave us the whole end. It was brilliant. Bloody brilliant. I'm on the treble video, top left hand corner of the screen on the replay of Heskey's goal in a big black coat and glasses jumping up before anyone else (I was f***ing wrecked but I just knew...) to celebrate it. This is something that I am insanely proud of...

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I don't think you'll hate them anywhere near as much as you did then. Plus you really feel they've done some penance. I'd like to get them back as it is a great away - just far enough to feel like an adventure but not more than two hours. I'd like Sheff U to come up as well to be honest. The best two aways I've ever had were the 2-0 FA Cup (when you just knew we were going to win both domestic cups - that weekend Everton got beat by Tranmere at Goodison and Man U by West Ham at Old Trafford) and the 4-0 when Heskey was just f***ing rampant. If they come up, Sheff U come up and Portsmouth go down then I might try and do all thirty-eight if I have the money.

People forget all too easily how despicable that Leeds team was. I wish someone would shoot Abramovitch and douse Drogba in petrol as much as the next man but I'll never, ever be up for an away like I was those Leeds aways back then. I went one once and saw my old RE teacher in the ground and he said to me "I f***ng hate these jumped-up no-mark c***s more than anyone else in the league." That was my Catholic RE teacher. That's what Leeds away was all about.

I used to do that a lot. At Leeds away one season I once shouted so loud at Woodgate (That I was going to f*** his bird while in he was in prison, that I was going to f*** her so well "she'll give me your f***ing slippers, lad" and that once I'd got said slippers I was going to burn them) that Nigel Martyn turned round in shock to see who was shouting. I was a loose cannon back then. I'm much calmer now. Posts merged: I was around there the game before we played them when barmby scored. We were playing in Europe and barmby was warming up and this fella stood up and screamed at Barmby: "Don't you take no s**** off those blue c***s on Sunday, Nicky la" and Barmby smiled. "Seriously lad," he said, "if any of them goes in hard, I'll run on the pitch and f***ing t*** them for you..."

I can't really remember. I f***ing hated him when we played Roma about two years on the spin - I was about six rows back in the Paddock and Delvechhio did something while warming up he might even have been playing, remonstrated with the linesman or something (I was gassed) and I decide to have a word and shouted at him and he turned round and shouted something back and it escalated into me abusing him as he warmed up - he must have been warming up - and then got on the pitch and I've never forgotten it or calmed down. I'm irate now just thinking about the lazy moaning prima-donna c***. He was f***ing rubbish as well. I think he tried to gesture to me he was going to score a goal and dedicate it to me. I was shouting "son of a bitch" in Spanish at him. I don't speak Italian. Had a similar incident with Paul Peschisolido. Told him while he was warming up that his wife was "a f***ing cancer on football". Didn't take it well. EDIT: I used to love sitting in row 6 of the paddock.

I don't particularly hate Lampard apart from when I can see him. Unlike, say, Alan Stubbs or Marco Delvecchio who I hate all the time.

Couldn't give a f*** about that in the context of Lampard - I was commenting that that is a fact too easily forgotten about Chelsea. I could give a f*** about it in the context of s*** loads of ridiculously impoverished Russians. They are also not arsed about Frank Lampard's goals to games record in international competition.

Yes and they do swoon at no point thinking about the people who are utterly destitute where this money comes from. Disgraceful but unsurprising.

Oh you're on form. The bold is all too easily forgotten.

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