Maldini

6 year contract

I thought we'd do well to get £1m out of them, that's mad money

If you Bild it he will come

Why does that remind me of Eoin McLove from Father Ted?

I know these are big words that'll probably bite me in the a*** if he flops but from what I've seen Ekitiké really reminds me of Henry. Don't think he has quite the top level speed of him but the way he drops deep, turns on it and runs at defences is very like him. He seems to get a lot of assists too

I hope everyone on here is OK. Horrific stuff

He's a bit too into himself to be a Liverpool player though isn't he, it felt like he was just trying to curate moments for his Instagram yesterday at the end. Dunno if it was on here but whoever said he wants to be Beckham not Gerrard was spot on.

I think he has a lot more to his game than you think, his passing is s***e but he's a very good dribbler, finds space and links up well when he drops deep. I think Jota's legs might have fallen off without anybody noticing and we could do a lot worse than Delap as our 4th/5th choice forward for £30m. As someone said a few weeks back though, he'll have big money on the table from teams who'll play him every week. Juve and Napoli linked in the last few days

He just looks like he's playing in lead boots to me, doesn't look suited to how we play at all.

These "last # shots" compilations give a good sample of forwards I think. He looks s***e

If this happens before the parade they should have Hughes on a bus of his own standing at the front like Leo DiCaprio in Titanic screaming "I'M KING OF THE WORLD"

Time to watch the vids, this one is pretty thorough

Does this mean the Bayern lad with the longest tweet of all time is an ITK?

They're gonna have to sell Garnacho and Mainoo to balance the books if they try and rebuild the squad. If they don't try and rebuild they might go down.

New name linked in L'Equipe, Maghnes Akliouche, right winger from Monaco

Rodrygo has been playing out of position for Real, he prefers playing off the left

Henry couldn't get it to work on his laptop, he tried it on Linda's phone but he couldn't get the filters off

Doak will probably be sold too, could be £20-30m there. I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up being a Harry Wilson situation where we don't get the fee we're looking for and end up keeping him in the squad though.

I never understand these "we can't pay him that much at that age" arguments. If he's worth £126m surely he's worth decent wages too?

I hear moving abroad for a new challenge is all the rage this summer Florian

They somehow got a whole episode of Liveline out of this a few weeks back

As it happens, I heard Bryan Adams talking about his "Summer of '69" song last year and he said it has always been about the sexual act rather than the year which makes "Summer of 66" err... interesting... https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=66

Wirtz is a couple of levels above Simons. I've never seen it with Simons. He looks very lightweight to me.

Depends which stat you're looking at, Trent has been dribbled past more times this season than Frimpong has in the last 4 This kind of s*** is how we ended up with Stewart Downing, just sign the best one