Stevie

At least as life sized cardboard cutouts

He probably is worse than Elliott right now albeit in different roles. Uzun could in a couple of years end up being the Bobby replacement we’ve been after. The potential is there.

He looks a decent prospect from what I’ve seen. Plays as an AM / number 10. Seems fairly pacey without being blisteringly quick and has quick feet which is something Slot seems to like. Think he loses possession a fair bit though either by holding onto the ball for too long or trying daft passes. Think he’ll progress well being around better players.

Has anything been mentioned whether Gomez had been back training normally this week? Maybe him and Bradley could both play a half so we can move Szobo into midfield

This should be something other players like Konate take note of - unless the move is really just driven by the fat signing on fee they’ll collect.

Germans used to titter when Kaka was playing because his name basically means poop

Oh I don’t know, it would have been quite amusing opening the door to them wearing a Liverpool shirt and not stinking of Lynx Africa!

He definitely picked his spot. He curled it around their keeper brilliantly

Don’t think so. He was trying to outmuscle and back into him. Just needed to stay upright and attack the ball in the air but he ended up doing a wall sit against Guimaraes.

Yeah it was mentioned in the match thread how good he was. He would have been MOTM if it wasn’t for the sublime, impervious Virgil

There’s a third option which you’ve probably deliberately avoided. It may also have been the reason Lynx body spray was invented.

He seemed fixated on trying to outmuscle Guimaraes whent he just needed to be challenging for the header. He was practically sitting down when the ball was headed in.

Oh you f***ing beauty!!!!

We haven’t really controlled any part of this game which is concerning.

Awful again

What a f*** up

I hope Joelinton doesn’t forget which leg he’s allegedly injured. He didn’t seem to know initially whether it was his face, groin or leg that was hurt.

Wow, the Newcastle fans are a parody of themselves.

Kerkez bullied away

It’s hard not to laugh. Is it fuuuuck!

I’ve only got a little telly!

I hope it was only Virgil’s calf that Gordon went through and not his achilles. It looked absolutely horrible.

Wirtz is having a mare

Well deserved

Waaaahhhhhbhb!!!!!