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Though I can only speak for myself. The players I put there were based on performances over the last 6-12 months.

He ran a lot. But his passing was poor. But he ran a lot

All our strikers Plus Warnock, Traore and Hamann. Jerzy has already had his last drink

He hasn't played well in about 10 now So it's a good job he runs a lot

It'll kick in immediatey I think Ferdinand was banned against fulham for the red he got 3 days earlier against Blackburn

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If our strikers had any sort of decent movement they'd profit from having players like Gerrard, Kewell and Alonso in the side. But they dont. And when you add a severe lack of pace to the mix it makes it incredibly difficult to create anything Our current strikeforce is in it's worst shape in my time following the club. And we're relying on a fella who has barely played for two years to rescue us.

Our strikeforce is dogshyte Crouchy is the worst striker we've had at the club since Dundee

Is there we all tell you how right you are?

We're so appallingly bad upfront it makes you want to shoot someone If we had any strikers worth the name we'd probably be top of the table

Where's Agger? Thousands of Danes are writing angry letters as we speak

Spurs currently 3 up at home to Carlton. Defoe with 2 and Jenas with the other Charlton have been dross so far

Steve McMahon is the biggest twunt currently working in the media. some of the comments he made about Benitez and Liverpool last season defied belief

Eto'o would have sent us crazy with his goals and passes ...

Boro to the Championship

Didn't McLaren just sign a new contract? Great decision that

I'm not eager to see any of them upfront for different reasons but i'd probably go with Fowler and Cisse. We need pace on the counter attack and Djibril is the only one who has it I think Rafa will go for 5 in midfield and Crouch on his own though

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It's hardly difficult making Rio Ferdinand look a prick now is it

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He was excellent at Auxerre.

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