McBain

Andy Gray or Howard Kendall?

The only time he ever seems to be confident are the few minutes of play after he's scored. The rest of the time he seems as though he's struggling with everything around him I was happy when he signed, though I did have a few doubts. But I never expected he'd struggle as he has. When he played his first few games he looked like most foreign imports do. Lightweight, unused to the physical side of our game and brushed off the ball far too easily. And it's 13 months later and he's still all those things I said a few weeks back that I thought Rafa would get rid in the summer if he didn't start to pick up and I still believe that. To be honest I wouldn't be surprised if the decision is already made. Sometimes a player simply doesn't fit a team or a league or both. And sadly I think that's the case for Morientes

Dudek has had some tough times since Istanbul and then again in midweek but I was chufed to see him do well today And Didi's return to the team for me was the difference today. His calm passing and experience under pressure are vital, and I hope he has a run in the team now.

Bolton 1 up v Arsenal - Nolan

There's only two Jerzy Dudeks... Dunno what I did there

Some really bizarre ratings going on. Xabi 9? I'm one of his biggest fans but he was terrible today Only Jerzy, Fowler, Sami and Dudek would get over 7

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Pennant is about 3 inches taller. Now 3 inches to a woman may make all the difference. But to a right winger it's neither here nor there

We'll probably end up with Trevor Benjamin and Kevin Kilbane

Too small? He's the best English winger we've produced since John Barnes

I dont make opinions about players based on a handful of games

Everything overall yes. He's had some good games and I hope he has plenty more. But I still think he's very average

Reina - Very pleased Sissoko - Started off happy but he hasn't played well all year Zenden - Not enough time to assess but for a free you cant argue Crouch - Was desperate for us not to sign him and everything i've seen since he joined has confirmed what I feared Agger - No way of knowing Kromkamp - See above Fowler - Delighted more for him than the club. My gut feeling is he wont be here next season

His goalscoring record in Le Championnat was fairly average. It was his European exploits that made him a favourite at monaco

Spurs 5 games ago

Robben (c*nt) scores for Chelsea

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They didn't seem too angry against Pompey or Brum after what happened v the mancs

Anyone but Crouch We went quiet for a while but are readying our knives for a future assault

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Though I can only speak for myself. The players I put there were based on performances over the last 6-12 months.

He ran a lot. But his passing was poor. But he ran a lot

All our strikers Plus Warnock, Traore and Hamann. Jerzy has already had his last drink