McBain

Smart people making sensible decisions

I have no idea who it is of course but I don't think for a second it's anyone higher than Edwards. And he and the fellow below him with the brylcreem are the ones who are going to decide this ultimately. Right now the only thing that will probably derail the inevitable conclusion is that we absolutely fall off a cliff. I don't think even this team is bad enough to not be in the Champions League next season

I admire your position. I wish I shared it. But do you not think they could say very little? They don't have to say anything at this point, it seems to me they are genuinely choosing to put things out there that they don't have to. Things such as the manager is staying. Not to just one journalist but to various

The drip feeds to the local lap dog journos are in full swing now we've delivered the mighty achievement of being slightly better than the absolutely terrible Chelsea. The glorious journey to fifth and champions league football, achieved through the dreadfulness of others and the fact that the prem gets an extra place has them straight on the phone to all their mates Honestly they can all f****** f*** off the arrogant c****

He never was. They've made their choice and we'll all be ones to suffer through it I just hope when he finally f***s off the other suits f*** off with him

We could announce we've invented a time machine and are going to fetch 2013 Suarez and I'd still be meh

We're going to be playing cl football next season under this coach

I listened to a podcast recently and somebody called him sardonic If you post here Rory Smith, please explain yourself

I travel up and down the country explaining to people how this game didn't actually matter in the way they think it does. Next stop, Plymouth

We're already revolting

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I'm hoping it goes something like he's flanked by two FSG guys behind him as he walks in the room, ready to sign his new deal. He walks in expecting to see the pen and contract on the table, but they aren't there. Instead it's a P45 All we hear him say is 'oh f***' as it fades to black

One price for them, another for us

Funny stuff now I read it properly

Why was he filming? Did they want to record for all time one of their lads heading away a corner?

He's staying and for my own sanity I'm gonna just start accepting it and grumbling less. They've beaten me. The boot stomping on my head has me accepting this is just the way it is. Ornstein, Pearce and Joyce have told me to ignore the evidence of my eyes and ears, and it was their final most essential command

Based on the grass that's 7 yards onside

Virgil should just retire now. He came in with the winner v Everton and he should leave that way. Like Mark Twain and Hailey's Comet

They'll probably loan Guehi back for this

What's Jacob Murphy's contract situation?

I kind of like that he's playing crap and that Wirtz is playing crap as the guy's above might look at their prize assets and think who can get more of a tune, who out there?

Bournemouth now have us in their sights

The sun is shining, I've got my route planned and the views will be good.

Haha! We should have actually asked for this to be called off. Bradley is still injured and how can we be expected to perform with a player missing