LFCJari37

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We could go all Plastic Bertrand with this, to the tune of Ça plane pour moi: Iago Aspas! Iago Aspas! Iago Aspas Aspas Aspas Iago Aspas! Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo! Iago Aspas! I'll get me coat.

Eees a good ees a good Nuri Sahins a good

Young boys, Having some fun Crazy ladies keep 'em on the run. Wise guys realize there's danger in emotional ties. See me, single and free No tears, no fears, what I want to be. One, two, take a look at you Death by matrimony!

Need to do the Kraftwerk man machine song on the kop, would be brilliant.

(To the song "The Man-Machine" by Kraftwerk) The man Sahin, sahin sahin sahin sahin sahin sahin sahin! Sahin! Sorry about that.

Teal. There isnt enough teal in football shirts.

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From the Grauniad, sums it up well I thought. Now that Liverpool have finally plumped for a new boss in Brendan Rodgers, you'd think up-and-coming PR executive Dave Whelan, the premier source of incorrect news in the north-west during the past fortnight, would finally shut his jabbering yap. But no. He's currently telling anyone who'll listen that, not only is Roberto Martínez staying at Wigan Athletic, as he always thought he would, except he didn't, he's also buying him four new players and investing in a £1.5m training pitch. PLEASE SHUT UP, WILL YOU, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WE CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE.

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What an absolutely crap website. Hope the kits are better.

Konchesky's gone to Forest. Thats a good start.

Looking on the bright side, any possibility if Torres is sold LLorente might replace him?

Or its a straight cash deal and Sturridge is surplus to requirements with Torres there....

I would like to see some games this season but in New Zealand the championship basically doesn't exist:( Wheres the best place to watch online? I'd even be happy to pay for it if the quality was good. Thanks in advance!

So Torres isn't a superstar yet? What is the measure of this? Does he need to be knocking in 50 goals a season and setting up another 20 for that to happen?

Absolutely baffling article from someone who clearly has no idea. Whay would you even consider writing this stuff? http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/mat...15875-21220996/ Jose is man to bring the special prize to Anfield Stan Collymore 23/03/2009 Stan the man Rafa Benitez has just signed a new five-year contract at Liverpool with orders to bring a maiden Premier League crown to Anfield. As a former Liverpool player I desperately hope Benitez succeeds but I cannot join in the enthusiasm over him. I still have my doubts about the Spaniard. I know he will now have more control over transfer dealing. But the bungling American owners Tom Hicks and George Gillett remain in charge of the purse strings. I have long believed that Jose Mourinho is the man for Liverpool. Benitez cannot attract the type of players Mourinho was able to sign at Chelsea. Benitez, in charge since 2004, has only ever recruited one future superstar in Fernando Torres. But he will need six or seven players of Torres' stature to ensure Liverpool are the best team in the country. Advertisement - article continues below » And I am not sure enough players like Torres will go to Liverpool while Benitez is there. Mourinho is the true 'Special One' and I am still not convinced Liverpool's players believe Rafa is anything out of the ordinary. Liverpool have recently had fantastic results against Manchester United and Real Madrid. And I fancy them to edge past Chelsea in their big Champions League clash. But losing at Middlesbrough last month has handed the Premier League title to United in all likelihood and it is that kind of inconsistency I believe only Mourinho can rectify.

I'd like a downloadable version too if possible:)

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Yay my beloved PiL Fc are 4th. Does this mean i'm one of the "Big Four"?