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Niemi is injured by the way, so maybe that's why it has gone quiet on that front.

Maybe so, but my point was that they are very different players IMO. Besides, I don't see Arshavin as being workshy at all.

Kuyt a perfect replacement for Arshavin??? Advocaat is in for a bit of a surprise if he thinks they are similar players...

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Kaizer was spotted somewhere in central Norway just a few minutes ago:

Downing Street?

3 or 4 new signings all for £10M each.

Agreed about Xavi, thought him and Senna were the two outstanding midfield players for Spain. Personally I was a bit underwhelmed by Iniesta, as he was nowhere near as good as he is for Barcelona. Probably had to do with the position he was playing as well to be fair.

I currently want some Norwegians to be signed. So since I had a few minutes I thought I'd inform you of the best possible signings we could make, not that you will understand, but anyway: Henning Stille Berg - UEFA Champions League Winner: 1999 UEFA Super Cup Runner Up: 1999 Intercontinental Cup: 1999 FA Premier League - Champions: 1994-95, 1998-99, 1999-00, FA Premier League - Runners Up: 1993-94, 1997-98 Scottish Premier League - Runners Up: 2003-04 FA Cup Winner: 1999 League Cup Winner: 2002 Community Shield Runner Up: 1994, 1995, 1998, 2000 Håvard Nordtveit - Arsenal debut in their first pre-season friendly against Barnet F.C. on 14 July 2007. Bjørn Helge Riise - Brother of John Arne. The reason I want us to sign Bjørn Helge is that if you sign him, it's like when you break up with a woman, but then you get to go out on a date with her grandmother. This is probably too deep knowledge for you to comprehend, since it's something I learned from Drillo Olsen's diary. Ok now, duelling stats: Berg 3 PL championships vs. Carragher 0 PL championships Nordtveit 1 appearances for Arsenal against Barnet FC vs. Pennant 0 appearances for Arsenal against Barnet FC Riise It's not even worth comparing him to David Bentley It's self-evident that Riise could help us win the CL like his brother once did. As for Bentley, well I could name about 23 better players from Blackburn alone who are better than him. Tugay, Ooijer, Enckelman and Roberts just to casually name a few. P.S: During the few minutes it took me to write this post, I have forgotten more about Voronin's silky skills than you will ever be able to understand.

No offence like but does anyone actually read those Babelfish articles ali keeps posting here? I mean anyone???

Owen the best player outside the top three?

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Yup, there seems to be a bit of a pattern developing with recent pictures of him.

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That's indeed how it seemed like. However, it's complete b******s, as it has no bearing whether the ball is in play or not if you commit a foul against another player. How else do you explain Volkan's red card for instance? The ref ballsed that one up, pure and simple.

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I'd rather berbatov or Keane if we are talking Spurs strikers. Not that they'd sell them to us mind.

I think Rafa is planning the mother of all smokescreens this summer. First he gets linked with Antonio Valencia, the Wigan player, then Gareth Barry from Villa and then - as if nothing happened - he's after David Villa the Valencia player. Then all of a sudden it's David Silva, again from Valencia. Who does he think he's fooling? We all know it's Gareth Southgate, the former Villa player that we will sign.

Had United got Senna, they might have won the league or the CL or... oh hang on a minute... Definitely agree with Fabregas ahead of Iniesta on Thursday.

Plus Van Basten screwed up Holland's chances of winning EURO2008 by taking off Dirk Kuyt (who had been distinctly average for the first 45 mins) at half time!!!!