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WTF? HAHAHAHAH

How's that possible?

Sami on as captain

Yossi scores, NOW bring him on!

To be fair to Keane, he didn't celebrate at all.

N'Gog about to come on. Keane scores f*** OFF

What's Rafa's problem, bring him on FFS.

hahaha, duff og. villa 1 up.

That was a nice goal, well played Dirk.

We're playing like we don't give a f***.

Nah, it was Paul.

Nope.

BBC Sport's Phil McNulty at Villa Park: "Newcastle United's players come out to warm-up at Villa Park - and are greeted with huge cheers from their supporters. Michael Owen is out there in preparation for what could be final appearance of his Newcastle career. What price a fairytale end to an unfulfilling spell on Tyneside? They are backed by a huge banner reading: 'Proud To Be A Geordie. We'll Support You Ever More.'" Tears in my eyes reading that.

I rate Barry, but I don't believe for one second that even Man City would offer him 100k/w.

I've seen it and Rafa says: "It's very clear, he has 3 years left on his contract, he has been really good and we're really happy with him. So we don't need to sell." Or something along those lines anyway. Having seen that, I'd be very surprised if we'd let him leave. Maybe if he'll hand in a transfer request, but certainly nothing like last summer.

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Come on Villa, send those Geordies down

You say yes, I say no, you say stop, I say go, go, go Oh no.

So this is Xabi's testimonial instead of Sami's. Be interesting to see Agger-Skrtel, but I'd deffo have given Sami the full 90 mins (or 89 mins actually) today.

It's between him and Arbeloa.

FWIW, my post wasn't made entirely seriously.

Was he screaming at himself after what he did against West Ham?

I was hoping he'd leave that summer.

Gerrard was nowhere to be seen, typically. A bit like the Indian call centre workers actually.