Hightown Phil

The bizzies on the horses were the most pathetic people I have seen in my entire life. Using a horse as a weapon is really f*cking big isn't it? Using horses to headbut people with? What a great representative of your profession you are. Was going off big time on that forecourt though, moreso when about 200 tried to charge the cordon at the gates of the car park. Horrible manc t***s.

This man didn't watch the game.

'Sold to the USA' was the highlight of the afternoon. Funny as. Shame about the last minute goal, but on the plus side, it helps disguise everything that is wrong with Manchester United, and helps show that we aren't yet where we need to be.

As you're not German I doubt it was.

It was the same for Luton? You got lucky.

Anyone remember Riise getting hit straight in the face by the ball, falling to the ground and then bouncing straight back up? Comedy gold.

Course not. He wasn't in a traffic jam.

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He wasn't a tunnel steward though was he? Always thought he bolted from the Paddock?

I wan him now, I wan him now, I wan him now, Bring back Salif Diao.

Cheltenham or Chester away please. Racing and FA Cup would be a bit good.

Anyone else towards the right? Horrible bunch of t**ts over there.

Well he did.

Away.

Am I the only one who saw Carson bring down their player outside the box?

You know what I meant. Just think that would sound awful. Would probably also sound like a cat being strangled too.

I'll check. Is an outside possibility that I may f*ck it off seeing as I haven't left the house for 4 days.

Work Permit won't be a problem. Costa Rica are in the top 30 I think.

Present. Not drinking either. Fancy just going to a little cafe?

That would have been the most upsetting thing ever. The Kop singing Abba. Could you imagine half the people on the Kop singing Abba? I couldn't.

Remember being pushed of a wall at City by a steward when Murphy scored that penalty the other year.

Allardyce probably.

Got talking to Adrian Chiles on the way, not got anything to say really, just thought I'd say I was talking to him seeing as he supports West Brom.

Don't think it did mate, took one step into the park myself and then walked straight back out as i heard "Kopite's are g*******s". Think the light was there for effect.

Mum's from Bolton, reckons that they used to sabotage the pitch around the Christmas period. Bolton rarely had home games on the Saturday before Christmas in the 60's and 70's apparently.