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I called him a big freak when he scored and then did the robot dance round the office. I love him.

Pendant is the new and improved version of the word pedant.

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If something is new there was no old version to be improved upon. If something is improved there was obviously a previous version of it and hence it cannot be new. Q.E.D. Mrs Pendant.

Things cannot be new AND improved. They can only be one or the other. Yours, A Pendant (Mrs)

Anyone who's been there (and obviously I have a few times), will know that there is a statue outside Ronaldsway Airport by Brian Neale (brother of Nigel 'Quatermass' Neale) that is the absolute spit of that Crouch pose! in fact, here's a piccie:

What, no Sol Campbell? Allegedly.

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I will be supporting England, even though I'm not really English (but hey, the Isle of Man failed to qualify again, useless sacks of sh*te that they are), and I will love watching the games - I'm getting footie withdrawal symptoms. I guess the thing that puts me off is the other England supporters that will be in the pub watching it as well. They will all be Chelsea or West Ham fans, have a tattoo of a swallow on their necks, own a bull terrier on a piece of rope, dripping in chunky cheap jewellery, and use the word 'muppet' in conjunction with 'useless' and 'f*ck*ng' to describe any England footballer who hasn't scored a goal in the last ten minutes. "Crouch you useless muppet! Why the f*ck Ericsson picks him is beyo- OH!! GOAL!! WELL IN CROUCHIE!!! GOOD MAAAAAAAN ALWAYS SAID SO!!" You might think I'm stereotyping, but deep down you also know I'm right!

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