one game ealier this season I was up in the top of the Kop (sat next to Big Al I think) asnd we were right in the singing corner up top left, a song was started that mentioned David Johnson and when it got to the David Johnson line one fella shouted out 'but he's a coont'. Just really made us laugh. Best sustained performance I ever heard was at Wolves away about 7 years back when Sami and Titi Camara made their English debuts in a pre-season friendly. There was one fella sat near us who had obviously thought of every titty joke that it was possible to think of. From the minute Camara appeared on the pitch he stood up and let fly with this never-ending stream of t** jokes. The whole crowd round that section was in stitches. He was like a one-man carry-on film.