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Ever consider that maybe playing Chelsea on his own is asking too much of him? There are 9 other players who could lend a hand now and then

Put your rosey-tinted specs away and look back at the last two seasons. How many games did a chance go begging when all he had to do was score? Baros has pace, but he has no concept of the word 'team', doesn't undertstand what all the fuss about passing is about and to my knowledge doesn't take free-kicks. If he is a bigger threat than our current line-up (personally I have him on a par) then thats more a damning indictment of the present incumbents than praise for the headless wonder

That's grounds for divorce

Problem with yer space bar there, fella? And in Crouch's defence, he himself says he's not that good in the air. The only people who have ever said he's good in the air are people who see he's 7ft 12ty and draw the easiest conclusion. He would make the ideal link man between the midfield and attack, all he needs is a partner who knows how to bang the ball in. He could also do with reacting a bit quicker to, or better still pre-empting, the action. Gerrard's cross across the six-yard line (you're wrong about him yesterday, Trev) being a fine case in point - a player like Robbie/Owen/Dobbin would have had a toe in there On the upside, did anyone see Lampard yesterday? One free-kick aside, he seemed remarkably anonymous. Credit has to go to Alonso and Sissoko, surely

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After turning to a friend during the penalty shoot-out against Brum in 2001 and saying "it's not like pony club, is it" in an attempt to 'lighten the mood', we agreed that I wouldn't bang on about football to her as long as she stayed out of the way when we were on the box

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Where were they pulling the horses out from? And just how small were they?

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He's being treated like a dog Again

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McClaren to Newcastle, Mcleish to Boro, Souness to Rangers

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Rangers still losing?

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