Kahnee

Gonna be one hell of a wait....

To you Dickie Henderson was a new wave alternative comedian Such a shame that the music halls closed, eh? Latitude?

The big 5-0-0 in your case

This IS the spectrum of human experience Fair play for knowing* one *Googling

Self-esteem? Well get you

That was Klavan's peak?

Pretty sure that's not what we pay him to do

And you didn't miss - which immediately makes you better than any of last season's forwards

After last season, yes. It almost helps. The only thing that changed was he couldn't hit a camel's a*** with a banjo

What's he going to do with the tube once he's got it?

As long as we don't have to explain the whole Rush saga we should be OK

Salah? Sit down, we need to tell you something

To be fair she wasn't complaining. Allows her to get on with doing the things she wants to do

He made 7 appearances for Ajax and seems to be back with us according to TransferMarket

He's not being kept in a locked cupboard ffs. One manager doesn't want to play a player he didn't want, another doesn't want a player who didn't want to be at his club. Neither of which are welfare issues.

Presumably he turns up for training every day

We shouldn't have played him in a game we wanted to play him in because the club he decided was a better bet for pre-WC game time were going to change their minds and so he would need to go somewhere else? Is that the argument here?

Ahh, but for this to make sense we would have to be changing our system - and we clearly aren't changing our system because if we were we'd be struggling with some bad results, players not knowing what to do and others being used out of position due to injuries. And none of that has happened so clearly we bought two strikers by mistake because that's the only thing that makes sense

Our new joint lubrication partner, I believe

Yes, but they seem oddly prone to rust

He's getting taken off to stop him breaking. He'll defo be a 90mins player once we have someone who can share the load

No Hope this helps Played 16 games for them this season Odd that Slot's a factor, given Xabi's coming in any day now....

Would you though? Really?

Consensus in the summer was we hadn't even nudged our PSR ceiling

But only "kinda..."