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The number of games isn't really the issue - Nunez could play 30 games a season. It's what he does when he's on the pitch, which is why we're having a problem. Isak is basically the only one around of the calibre we are looking for. If there were plenty of options I think we'd have bought one by now

Given we now live in a world where personal terms get agreed before any hint of a sale, sounds like his agent is a bit slow to react to events

You brace yourself while someone prepares an offer Or, ya know, wait in layman's terms

So Keith is reading the same reports and Tweets as the rest of us then

Braced. Yes, it will be quite the shock. Out of the blue. No one has seen it coming.

How would you spend the £150m that isn't yours anyway more wisely?

No we didn't

Is this your first day on the internet?

Exactly my thinking as I watched Howe say this afternoon how they "lost" Wilson. Like, did they forget to switch on auto renew or something?

While I don't agree with this point, 'any body is better than no body' is the thinking that has previously landed us Arthur, Caulker, that kid from Preston and Victor Moses. Among others. If the whole Isak thing falls apart, who is a comparable replacement in all seriousness?

Swan Lake With a bit of The Nutcracker for the Boxing day game

Back training with everyone, bless 'im

f***ing big if though

Consensus seems to be he's running down his contract to leave on a free, and having signed him that way PSG don't agree with it and he's not signing a new deal so....

They sold their women's team to some gullible idiots

That's a good point, and something a DoF with their finger on the pulse will be all too aware of. So not an issue here

Reports earlier said Jackson has been offered, by Chelsea, to Villa, Newcastle, Arsenal & Utd (there was another I think). Apparently his main concern is guarantees of playing time. So Newcastle, in need of a main striker, are being handed someone who just wants to be picked as much as poss. And they can offer Champions League action. How they f*** this one up is going to be fascinating

It won't help. Trust me.

Freddie's going nowhere apparently

Ahh, that's nice. I really hope they're happy. People should be themselves.

That's added to Chiesa's value. He's got to be worth £11m now

Especially all the effort Swipe has to put in remembering he doesn't fancy boney soap stars

Just 'cos you're not on the panel, doesn't mean it doesn't exist

If he actually starts knowing things we really will be in End Times

Him and Endo vs Haaland - what's the worst that could happen?