Kahnee

Back training with everyone, bless 'im

f***ing big if though

Consensus seems to be he's running down his contract to leave on a free, and having signed him that way PSG don't agree with it and he's not signing a new deal so....

They sold their women's team to some gullible idiots

That's a good point, and something a DoF with their finger on the pulse will be all too aware of. So not an issue here

Reports earlier said Jackson has been offered, by Chelsea, to Villa, Newcastle, Arsenal & Utd (there was another I think). Apparently his main concern is guarantees of playing time. So Newcastle, in need of a main striker, are being handed someone who just wants to be picked as much as poss. And they can offer Champions League action. How they f*** this one up is going to be fascinating

It won't help. Trust me.

Freddie's going nowhere apparently

Ahh, that's nice. I really hope they're happy. People should be themselves.

That's added to Chiesa's value. He's got to be worth £11m now

Especially all the effort Swipe has to put in remembering he doesn't fancy boney soap stars

Just 'cos you're not on the panel, doesn't mean it doesn't exist

If he actually starts knowing things we really will be in End Times

Him and Endo vs Haaland - what's the worst that could happen?

Fair point

Have any made big public statements about how being gay is wrong? Not saying they havem't, but I don't remember anyone doing that Twice, it seems. The second time after being told not to do it again

Someone on BlueSky made the not unreasonable point that Marc Guéhi could clash slightly with our 'no d****eads' rule - citing his armband stance

We kept him in January when he could have been sold as we needed him as cover for McConnell's injury, I seem to recall Slot saying "Refusing"? It was thigh ouch when they thought there was still a chance he would stay

Going back to the Stereophonics, I interviewed them many years ago. Presumably if I take that snippet to their home town I'll be shagged into oblivion *packs small overnight back

f*** me how big is their squad?

Case is President of the Platt Appreciators (UK), Elanga is Social Secretary

Thinking about Gail again, eh?

Everyone who knows about this stuff has said we can buy Isak now and still have headroom in the PSR wotsits. Adding sales into that just gives us more space. General estimates have us as being able to blow £500m without even having to sell anyone. We can defo afford it.

You do you, but eyeing Isak's groin isn't for me Clive

I agree with all this worrying and angst over the CB position. I mean, why couldn't Slot just sit there in front of the world's media and just tell everyone who he's hoping to buy in the next month? Where's the harm, eh?