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feck.

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What if he's said Necrotising Fasciitis?

Or, he'll go through life trying to support both Everton and Liverpool, and be damned for all time in the 'Soccer' equivalent of Purgatory. What have you done, Andy. Good Lord what have you done?

Oi, I'm not a hippy. I'm a golfpunk.

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P.S. If the box is a bit damaged, then blame the malnourished orphans who put it together using only their toes, as their fingers were glued together by evil Reebok executives. All the best R. Parry, MBE

Dear Fan Thanks for buying this shirt. I spent many hours sewing it together, so if you moan about it taking ages to arrive, you have lots of possibilities to f*** right off. Yours in sport R. Benitez.

He arrived just after Santa He moves just like a panther He's shagging the Infanta, He's big Jan Kromkamp der der der der, KROMKAMP! der der der der, KROMKAMP!

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he's made seemingly irreversible decisions a number of times now, though. I don't blame people for what they said back in July. Gerrard's irreversible isn't everyone's elses!

I thought Samuel's piece missed the point by some distance. The article only mentioned that the booing might have been due to the Madrid move until very near the end, and then said that the fans views that Owen held the club to ransom was 'rubbish'. No explanation, no reason, just rubbish. Presumably because Samuel says so, then it is. I don't think any Liverpool fan needs reminding how important Owen was for us, but when your prize asset engineers that kind of move, leaving us in the poop, things are going to be unpleasant to one degree or another. Owen was my favourite player, but that left a bitter taste in my mouth for sure. Samuel was probably making a bid to ghost Volume 2 of Owen's autobiography anyway.

On MOTD last night I thought I could hear chants against Sissoko of 'You black b*****d', just after the Neville foul perhaps. Anyone else hear that?

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