Angry Carroll

http://u-stream.me/setantaireland.html seems decent for now

This Menschfanger thing or whatever it was called, it’s alomst scary. I loved Ged, I f***ing loved and adored Rafa. But this is some powerful s*** right here. This man. Gott in Himmel. I wished for this, I wanted to believe it could happen and I was extatic when it did. Yet how unprepeared to be in this deep already. And he’s only arrived. Feels like another age already. Stick by him and do whatever the f*** he tells you and you’ll be there soon enough.

There is an almost unnoticable lack of Twisted Sister in football these days and not many seem to care and this may not rectify it completly but it's a poor effort none the less Christian Benteke Whoa! It’s Christian Benteke Christian Benteke scores our goals whoa-whoa-whoa etc. yes it’s ’we’re not gonna take it’

B-N-T E-K-E Can't even spell f***ing FSG

Indeed. Just about as much info as wikipedia has on him except he appearantly made two cameos and played something like 40 mins of football for us losing both matches. Not sure why but I was intruiged by his non history. Why was he Houlliers first signing? It's a blind alley, but please share if you know

I had to google him. I’ve been following Liverpool most of my life, albeit from some distance but him, gone. No reccolection whatsoever. Don’t think I’ve even forgotten him. GHs first signing and I haven’t a clue who he is. Why? What happended here?

That is a fantastic picture. David Lynch would be proud of that one. The pen seems to be slowly rolling off as what ever presumably giant lifeform concieled in the box is awakended by the flash. This is the way forward. Bizzare photo, no statement from the club. #The club is not what it seems.

I keep a close watch on Nathaniel Clyne I keep my eyes wide open all the time I keep the ends out for the tie that binds Because you're mine, Nathaniel Clyne

Lars Hendel ‏@HendelSPORT 16h16 hours ago Central Jutland, Denmark He never said that. Quotes from Turkey are rubbish. Simon #Kjaer never mentioned #LFC. I should know as his media adviser. @LivEchoLFC

An anagram of those three is Laymen Presiding. Not sure why I feel the need to share it.

Might be acid. This unpredictable round object that's constantly coming his way which he has no way of getting rid, from people he thought meant him no harm, makes him panic.And I assume that in a sense overload situation his nostrils inhale every fart he was ashamed of and knows too well everyone there are bound to know it's him that stink the place out and hate him for it. I think dr Perters have f***ed him up and that SM couldn't handle self awereness. It's made him crawl into his shell and he is seconds from imploding. Still better than Jones and nowhere near the worst at 'top level'. But he is astonishingly s*** at the moment. I ask for forgiveness for the s*** psychoanalysis, but to me it seems to be a psychological issue. Except from the feet thing, god knows where that came from. And s***ting himself when leaving his line. We need a good keeper.

Sterling Coutinho Sakho

Agreed. Even though results have been s*** we're finally moving in the right direction. Happy for him for the win tonight. I think we played good for large parts of the game. I think it was fifty(!) consecutive passes before the first goal, and thirty for the second. I think he'll get us out of this rut we've been in and hopefully we'll find a way to stop fear from striking as soon as we've let one in. This was a good game to get back to the basics and we played some good football. Seems to be a lot about confidence at the moment for me, hopefully we'll build on this.

He was very good. He is a very good player and can develop to something special i think. That finish is one thing, another the ball in for Henderson which makes Sterlings run in possible, but the main positive for me today is beyond his obvious eye for the right pass; he trusts his teammates to know what they're supposed to do. I liked to see how he and Sakho tried to keep the ball between them at the end of the game, well 20 mins to go or so, when they were chased down before the one of them with the better option either finally found a way out or pinged it forward. No panic. not sure that made any sense, but the point I'm struggeling to make is I think he is ideed very talented and that we should continue to play him as he he has something to prove and has an air of confidence about him. Both for himself and his teamates. He seems to understand what they're supposed to be capable of and they seem to need to be reminded.

same here. Lallana was excelllent, and I'm very hopeful for Lazars future with us.

Borini's made the bench apparently. Borini Mignolet Sakho Can Lambert Manquillo Moreno

I might have had a beer to many but I thought he was allright to night. I like Allen. More movement up front and I think his qualities would be more enjoyable to behold.

Thought tonight was encouraging. Liked the way we were able to play it out from the back without panicking and hoofing, don't feel it was down to Madrid not pressuring. We did well when in possesion. Sort of look like we were playing more like Rodgers intend us to play if you know what I mean. Lucas was very good, as was Can. Downside is I'm left with a feeling Gerrard is totally wasted in that position, and by god we miss Sturridge, not to knock Borini who I thought did well.

Ødegaard visited Real Madrid yesterday. When asked who he'd like to win today he said Liverpool. He is obviously a big talent, supposedly many of the big clubs are interested. and although the norwegian national team is abysmal they normaly don't pin their hopes on fifteen year olds. What I personally like most about him so far is that he doesn't seem to like the headlines he's getting, seems very down to earth and sound. He's by far the most exciting player from this part of the woods for some time.

Lucas Can Kolo

Cheers JonShar. This team is special. This manager is special. I'm gonna enjoy this. It'll be wonderful. Cheers

Drunk here so here's my thoughts We'll be brilliant this season, teams will be scared of us. No team attack or press with the same intensity as us. Our defense will be significantly more solid this year, as will our midfield. Brendaos system is clear to see and we're playing blind passes and someone is there. The pressing looks more organized. We don't waste our efforts pressing one by one anymore. We help each other when in trouble. Get Moreno in and I'm happy. Get another great striker in and I'll be be very f***ing happy. It'll be a great season. I can't wait

Stuck with mutv here as that's what my plchannel found suitable for this match. Horrible, but surprisingly I don't find it much worse than sky. Surprisingly they thought Sterling should have had another pen. The commercials though. f***ing hell. Anyway. Sterling, Hendo and Coutinho have been good. Thought Sakho an Skertl have don well also.

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Sturridge's up; little Daniel Sturridge's up. Come on, baby. Come on and stir it up: little Daniel Sturridge's up. O-oh! It's been a long, long time, yeah! (Sturridge, Sturridge, stir it together) Since I got you on my mind. (oh-oh-oh-oh) Oh-oh! Now you are here (Sturridge, Sturridge, stir it together), I said, It's so clear There's so much we could do, baby, (oh-oh-oh-oh) Just me and you. Come on and stir it up, little Danliel! Stir it up, come on, baby! Come on now Sturridge's up, yeah! Little Daniel, stir it up! O-oh! Still needs a good song. sorry