return of dodgy rumours

Spike · May 6, 2006

Given it's nearly the end of the season I thought I'd drop in there to see what the latest dodgy rumours are.

Ladies and gentleman for your consumption i bring you the dodgy rumours:

I am an avid Liverpool fan and confirm that Liverpool will not be buying Torres in the summer, Rafa is after a clinical striker and Torres does not justify his high price tag with his goal return. There is also no deal for Sergio Aguero, he has been watched on numerous occasions by our scouts and they are not convinced he will do the business due to pace and hard tackling of the premiership. Also forget Joaquin, Rafa does not believe he has the defensive capabilities on the right and if Liverpool do bid for him then expect Real Madrid & Chelsea to out bid us for signature.

The deals I can confirm Liverpool will go for are Xabi Prieto, Defoe, Aurielo, Andrade, Nolan and Huntelaar, these are our main targets for the summer and if anyone of these deals falls through then expect deals for Bent, Victor, Iaquinta, Milito and Shaun Wright Phillips. Obviously palleta and Gonzalez will sign and look out for kewell being unhappy on the bench because there is no way that Gonzalez wont start because he has been running the show spain and is one of the hottest talents around. Also expect at least 3 or 4 youngsters to be signed by Rafa again has he builds for the future and certain Norwegian youngster will also sign who has been touted has the best player to come out of Norway for the last 20 years.

The players going out will be Morienties (3m), Cisse (7m), Hamman (free), Traroe (1m), Dudek (1m), Kirkland (1m), Le tallec (1m), pongolle (2m), Cheyrou (free) and Diao (free). At the most Liverpool can expect 12m from out going transfers. With our new squad look at Chelsea next year.

all these r done deals TRUST ME arsenal will make song a permanent playa n Idan Tal is going 2 bolton chelsea will sign spanish wonderkid sergio tejera from espanyol for about 2 million and ballack will definately come in Eidur Gudjohnsen is goin 2 hearts on loan 4 the season and C Cole is goin 2 spurs for 3 million everton have signed iclandic whizz kid Thordur Ingason from fjolnir every1 no's jimmy bullard is goin 2 fulham on may 8th, liverpool ave signed Gabriel Palletta from banfield and Aurelio has signed 2 Man City ave signed Joseph Mills from southampton for £60,000 and riera n musampa ave signed permanently Man u ave sold bellion YAY! and Fortune is goin 2 Bolton hugo viana and tony caig ave both left newcastle they ave gone 2 valencia n vancouver whitecaps respectively. The Blades will sign horsefield for £1.25 million andspurs will sign czech kid Thomas Pekhart for £500,000 2 replace rasiak who has gone 2 southampton and wigan ave signed Polish rising star Tomasz Cywka from gwarek zbraze for £500,000alan mahon has gone 2 burnley for 200,000

AND THE BIG 1 FERNANDO TORRES IS HAVING A MEDICAL AT LIVERPOOL ON MAY 23RD FACT

TORRES HAS SIGNED FOR LIVERPOOL - it's just happened and will be confirmed before World Cup. This story is now OVER.

Liverpool- big Rumours

There is a quick thinker,quick shooter,a real hitman on his way and he's Dutch!!!

* Rumours Just In *

Liverpool to be playing the 'Twin Towers' up front next season. Liverpool scouts have been in Belgrade and have been keeping a close eye on Zigic. From the impressive reports Rafa has recieved back, He has made an enquiry into the player and is going to be tempting Red Star with an 8m offer late next week.

** Phoenix **

Team Next Year LFC

Fowler Signed a new Deal

Liverpool Loan return of Gonzalez

Palleta Already Signed

INS: Kuyt 11.5 million

Aurillio-Between Liverpool and Villareal

Simou- Not Available to expensive for Benitez as is Joaquin from Betis!

Liverpool may look at a further striker in Toress this is dependednt on arsenal being in next season Champions Legue

Augero may be purcased on a first option of 5 million and then a later rising fee of upto 12 million however this is dependednt on other signings and departures as funds at anfield will be 20-25 million plus departures! i.e.cisse, morientes,troure etc

Also huntelar may sign as AJAx finished 4th in the duth league.

Fabio Aurelio has agreed to join Liverpool on a four year deal worth £28,000 p/w after rejecting a second offer from Villarreal. Dirk Kuyt is being lined up but only if Feyenoord agree to a £10.4m fee. Currently they are holding out for £12m. If Feyenoord continue to insist on this sum Rafael Benitez will move for Javier Saviola. He believes he may be able to get him on loan for next season with the option of buying him for about £6.8m. Barcelona have told Liverpool he can go for 10m Euros. Xabi Prieto is being scouted at Real Sociedad as a possible solution to the right wing. There has been no bid as yet for the player but he has been watched 3 times along with Mark Gonzalez. Liverpool enquired about Aarron Lennon before he signed a new contract with Tottenham but were told he was not for sale. Jan Kromkamp is not leaving nor is Djibril Cisse who has been told he has one more season to show his worth. Rafael Benitez has told my source and myself that he rates him but he believes he must start putting away his chances in one on one situations if he is to stay in the team. However, he gave no indication of whether Fernando Morientes would be staying saying, "He is doing ok at the moment, he is scoring goals so we will see with all the strikers next season. Robbie(Fowler) has signed a new contract and I'm very pleased to have him with us for another year. I have four good strikers and I have Pongolle to come back so I am happy" I think one out of Pongolle and Morientes will be going to be honest if not both. LFC Insider

enjoy

The Invisible Man · May 6, 2006

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