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Two reservations about the future of LFC


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I've been trying to get the words Jan Kromkamp into 'We're having a gang bang' without success. 

 

hope this helps.

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We love you Jan Kromkamp,

So big and so tall,

On Heinze you did stamp,

And his season did stall,

You're gunning for Rooney,

Then doing the horse,

Oh Jan Kromkamp t*** the lot of them,

Then kick Ferguson of course,

 

We love you Jan Krompkamp,

We send you our thanks,

For being a good player,

And crippling mancs,

You get two goes a season,

To increase your score,

Oh Jan Krompkamp kick the lot of them,

Then kick them all some more,

 

We love you Jan etc..

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Its a f***ing great song. If we turn our noses up at this after not using f***ing Fernando then we need shooting immediately.

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That would have been the most upsetting thing ever. The Kop singing Abba. Could you imagine half the people on the Kop singing Abba? I couldn't.

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That would have been the most upsetting thing ever. The Kop singing Abba. Could you imagine half the people on the Kop singing Abba? I couldn't.

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what's wrong with Abba? only a homo could spout such homophobic vitriol - are you a homo?

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That would have been the most upsetting thing ever. The Kop singing Abba. Could you imagine half the people on the Kop singing Abba? I couldn't.

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yep let's stick to credible acts like Boney M, Village People, Lieutenant Pigeon etc

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Singing 'Agger do' to someone called agger is NOT an example of scouse wit (or any form of wit for that matter). Its blatant shyte and I'd like to think that we could come up with something better.

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Aggerdo is so corny, hackneyed and witless a tune for him, that had he signed for a Dutch club, the moment he scored a goal it would blare out of the tannoy system as they celebrated. That's how poor it is!

 

 

RiH - tell me I'm wrong!

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What about a bit of Elton John for young Agger?

 

"Daniel you're a star..."

 

Oh, and as for Rafa going, one day he will. Bound to happen. Sooner or later Real Madrid will nab him. Probably later though. Say in about 6-7 years, that would be my guess. Then Rafa will sort them out, have a stint as Spain boss after that, win them their first World Cup, then retire.

 

But hey, let's not get ahead of ourselves. Let's enjoy the man while he's here!

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Aggerdo is so corny, hackneyed and witless a tune for him, that had he signed for a Dutch club, the moment he scored a goal it would blare out of the tannoy system as they celebrated. That's how poor it is!

RiH - tell me I'm wrong!

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Perhaps it's time to dust off my Goldberg Variations tribute to Stig Inge Bjornebye, it's time has come at last. I've also got an idea for a chant for Alonso incorporating the themes of atonality and dissonance advocated by Schoenberg.

 

It may take some time to catch on however...

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