Mark Clattenburg's Hair

[Leo No.8]

I was taken aback by Mark Clattenburg's sudden hair regrowth, think that may be the first time I've seen him take a game this season and he actually looked like a different bloke to me.

 

He's clearly had hair surgery, interesting. Never bothered Collina.

[Bootle Buck]

I was taken aback by Mark Clattenburg's sudden hair regrowth, think that may be the first time I've seen him take a game this season and he actually looked like a different bloke to me.

 

He's clearly had hair surgery, interesting. Never bothered Collina.

 

 

He's a lot slimmer too.

[Leo No.8]

He's a lot slimmer too.

 

He is - for a moment I wondered if it was a different Mark Clattenburg!

[Swipe]

He's defo much slimmer. Noticed that myself.

[surf]

otherwise he'd never get a manc game if he was fat & unfit

[Leo No.8]

otherwise he'd never get a manc game if he was fat & unfit

 

And bald. Fergie would blame his baldness for preventing a United win in any game he officiated, claiming the floodlights were reflecting off his head and dazzling his players.

[surf]

they never had a problem with riley though

[Leo No.8]

they never had a problem with riley though

 

Riley always ensured his shiney side was directed in the opposing keepers eyes.

 

And gave United four penalties per game.

 

This is why he is now the most senior ref.

Edited November 2, 2009 by Leo No.8

[Raj]

Another satisfied customer

 

[Jonesy]

Another satisfied customer

 

 

 

that's too bloody strong! It's even made the bity under his chin start growing!

[Buzz]

Slimmer, more hair = Defo having an affair.